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	<description>the online encyclopedia of race relations</description>
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		<title>I Woke Up This Morning and My Country Had Been Invaded</title>
		<link>http://unamusementpark.com/2013/04/i-woke-up-this-morning-and-my-country-had-been-invaded/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Apr 2013 02:50:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Unamused</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Immigration/Multiculturalism]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[(But don&#8217;t worry: they&#8217;re only Mexicans.) So I see &#8220;immigration&#8221; is in the news again. A lot. Really a lot. Enough, even, to rouse me from my lengthy slumber (yawn). So excuse me if I seem like a sleepy kitteh. I&#8217;m actually still in my pajamas, here at Central Hate Command (CENT-HAT-COM), but the Gratuitous [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Black History Month at Radish</title>
		<link>http://unamusementpark.com/2013/02/black-history-month-at-radish/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Feb 2013 03:47:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Unamused</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Celebrating Black History]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Radish: THIEF-KITTIES]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Radish, home of the thief-kitty and possibly the fascist ferret, has a new issue celebrating Black Alternate History Month. I demand that NO ONE read it here.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>10</slash:comments>
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		<title>The Camp of the Saints at Radish</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2013 19:39:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Unamused</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Radish: THIEF-KITTIES]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Radish has a new issue on Jean Raspail&#8217;s prophetic novel The Camp of the Saints. I suggest NO ONE read it here, because they are thief-kitties.]]></description>
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		<title>MY IDEA! YOU STOLED&#8217;ED IT!</title>
		<link>http://unamusementpark.com/2013/01/my-idea-you-stoleded-it/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jan 2013 04:36:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Unamused</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Celebrations!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Radish: THIEF-KITTIES]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[As you may be aware, one year ago, I announced that Unamusement Park would cease to exist in its current format — that it would switch to a print publication by the awesome name of Radish. Today, I am horrified to report that someone, some SECRET ORGANIZATION, possibly in collusion with a sneaky kitty, has [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>18</slash:comments>
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		<title>Whiny Minorities Offer Stupid Theories About Smart Kids</title>
		<link>http://unamusementpark.com/2012/12/whiny-minorities-offer-stupid-theories-about-smart-kids/</link>
		<comments>http://unamusementpark.com/2012/12/whiny-minorities-offer-stupid-theories-about-smart-kids/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Dec 2012 18:03:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Unamused</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Diversity Racket]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Intelligence]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Race and education are in the news again. No, not the nationwide racial violence and general mayhem caused by non-Asian minority (NAM) students. Just another made-up conspiracy theory blaming mythical white &#8220;racists&#8221; for everyone else&#8217;s failure. From the Washington Post: The disproportionately low number of black and Latino students admitted to Fairfax County’s prestigious Thomas [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>36</slash:comments>
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		<title>Neocons Are Stupid and Deserve to Be Shot</title>
		<link>http://unamusementpark.com/2012/11/neocons-are-stupid-and-deserve-to-be-shot/</link>
		<comments>http://unamusementpark.com/2012/11/neocons-are-stupid-and-deserve-to-be-shot/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Nov 2012 00:02:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Unamused</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Election 2012]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[They call me Nazi, and I&#8217;m proud about it. They call me racist, and I shout it out loud. I&#8217;m proud of my race, I&#8217;m proud of my land. White brothers and sisters, come on, raise your hand: We&#8217;re an 88 rock &#8216;n&#8217; roll band. Landser, &#8220;88 Rock &#8216;n&#8217; Roll Band&#8221; Don&#8217;t take the title [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>32</slash:comments>
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		<title>Unamusement Park&#8217;s Official Position on the &#8220;Inner City&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://unamusementpark.com/2012/11/unamusement-parks-official-position-on-the-inner-city/</link>
		<comments>http://unamusementpark.com/2012/11/unamusement-parks-official-position-on-the-inner-city/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Nov 2012 22:06:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Unamused</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Crime]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Official Positions]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Today, violent racial paramilitaries occupy every major city in America and much of Europe. Their pastimes include: doing drugs, selling drugs, cashing welfare checks, voting Democrat, beating up random white people and stealing their shoes, stealing their cars, stealing their phones, stealing everything else that isn&#8217;t nailed down, rape, obesity, having lots of babies and [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>19</slash:comments>
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		<title>Unamusement Park&#8217;s Official Position on Bein&#8217; All Racis&#8217; an&#8217; Shit</title>
		<link>http://unamusementpark.com/2012/11/unamusement-parks-official-position-on-bein-all-racis-an-shit/</link>
		<comments>http://unamusementpark.com/2012/11/unamusement-parks-official-position-on-bein-all-racis-an-shit/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Nov 2012 02:37:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Unamused</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Official Positions]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Race Relations]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[What does one say when one is accused of being a big ol&#8217; racis&#8217;? Only the truth, ladies and gentlemen. Only the truth. &#8220;I&#8217;m not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is something Jamaicans and Mexicans do.&#8221; (H/T) &#8220;I&#8217;m not racist. I just believe there are important racial differences in how urgently some people [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>11</slash:comments>
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		<title>Unamusement Park&#8217;s Official Position on Democracy</title>
		<link>http://unamusementpark.com/2012/11/unamusement-parks-official-position-on-democracy/</link>
		<comments>http://unamusementpark.com/2012/11/unamusement-parks-official-position-on-democracy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Nov 2012 22:51:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Unamused</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Election 2012]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Official Positions]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://unamusementpark.com/?p=11842</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Democracy is shit and your vote is worthless. That &#8220;I Voted&#8221; sticker you slapped on might as well read &#8220;As a Slave to the Political, Intellectual and Entertainment Classes, I Do Not and Indeed Cannot Think for Myself and Therefore Am Not Responsible Enough to Participate in Any Political Process; Please Disenfranchise Me so that [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>30</slash:comments>
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		<title>Unamusement Park&#8217;s Official Position on Iran</title>
		<link>http://unamusementpark.com/2012/11/unamusement-parks-official-position-on-iran/</link>
		<comments>http://unamusementpark.com/2012/11/unamusement-parks-official-position-on-iran/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Nov 2012 16:56:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Unamused</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jews]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Middle East]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Official Positions]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://unamusementpark.com/?p=11813</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Unless we act decisively and strike soon, we don&#8217;t stand a chance of defeating Israel. &#8220;Official Positions&#8221; is the &#8216;Park&#8217;s never-ending series of pronouncements on OFFICIAL &#8216;PARK DOCTRINE, to which all &#8216;Park rangers/hate-kittens must subscribe on pain of EXCOMMUNICATION.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
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