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Today, Unamusement Park’s special two-month anniversary commemorative series on stupid ideas and the stupid people who have them continues from where we left off: insulting those people and demolishing their cherished beliefs. We are lucky to have the field reports on which this series is based, as my crack squad of Research Assistants is prone […]

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In discussing matters political, I occasionally test the limits of sportsmanlike behavior — insisting on absurd handicaps, for instance, like — oh, I don’t know, rebutting my opponents in song form? But I always exercise caution, and so should you. There’s an art and a science to being an arrogant bastard: how you argue, and […]

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As part of the ongoing anniversary celebration here at Unamusement Park, I dispatched my crack squad of Research Assistants into the field to collect data on a disturbing cultural trend: stupidity levels, already unsustainably high since the late 90s, are still rising. The following chart should prove illuminating. My Research Assistants returned almost immediately to […]

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