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Welcome back to the jungle. Let’s review. In part 1, we held our noses, tried to hold our lunches, and took a queasy look at life (short and miserable) and love (nonconsensual) in the Democratic Republic of the Congo: airborne crocodiles crashing planes, penis theft by gold-ringed sorcerers, the protective powers of Pygmy sodomy, Congolese […]

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Welcome back to the jungle. Last time, we sat down for a second sickening serving of (in the words of a UN human rights expert) “unimaginable brutality” on the part of those incorrigible Congolese. Whether it’s fistulas or forced incest, cannibals or child witches, sex slaves or soccer sorcerers, or even just a herd of […]

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Welcome back to the jungle. Last time, we held our noses, tried to hold our lunches, and took a queasy look at life (short and miserable) and love (nonconsensual) in the Democratic Republic of the Congo: airborne crocodiles crashing planes; penis theft by gold-ringed sorcerers; the protective powers of Pygmy sodomy; Congolese military tactics, with […]

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What the heck are those wacky Congolese up to, anyway? It’s a question we’ve all asked ourselves, four or five hundred times. Today, Unamusement Park sets out into the jungle in search of answers. And maybe some blood diamonds, too. Warning: This series, like all ‘Park content, is extremely “racist,” meaning we find out facts […]

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