Posted in Congo, Intelligence, Nature of Race on Nov 12th, 2011
Welcome back to the jungle. Let’s review. In part 1, we held our noses, tried to hold our lunches, and took a queasy look at life (short and miserable) and love (nonconsensual) in the Democratic Republic of the Congo: airborne crocodiles crashing planes, penis theft by gold-ringed sorcerers, the protective powers of Pygmy sodomy, Congolese [...]
Posted in Congo, Intelligence, Nature of Race on Sep 6th, 2011
Welcome back to the jungle. Last time, we sat down for a second sickening serving of (in the words of a UN human rights expert) “unimaginable brutality” on the part of those incorrigible Congolese. Whether it’s fistulas or forced incest, cannibals or child witches, sex slaves or soccer sorcerers, or even just a herd of [...]
Posted in Black Failure, Congo on Aug 24th, 2011
Welcome back to the jungle. Last time, we held our noses, tried to hold our lunches, and took a queasy look at life (short and miserable) and love (nonconsensual) in the Democratic Republic of the Congo: airborne crocodiles crashing planes; penis theft by gold-ringed sorcerers; the protective powers of Pygmy sodomy; Congolese military tactics, with [...]
Posted in Black Failure, Congo on Aug 23rd, 2011
What the heck are those wacky Congolese up to, anyway? It’s a question we’ve all asked ourselves, four or five hundred times. Today, Unamusement Park sets out into the jungle in search of answers. And maybe some blood diamonds, too. Warning: This series, like all ‘Park content, is extremely “racist,” meaning we find out facts [...]
