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By popular demand, we at Unamusement Park have decided to stop being racist. Unfortunately, our efforts in that direction were stymied almost immediately when we remembered that we have no idea what “racism” is supposed to mean. Others, we suspect, may harbor similar doubts. So confusing! Take lynchings, for example. Lynchings, it is generally agreed, […]

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I give up! I’ve had enough! Enough of these race denialists, these radical egalitarians, these “anti-racists,” these diversity-mongers, or whatever they’re calling themselves now, telling me that blacks are dumber than whites. Fine, I concede: they are! They’re dumber than whites. Are you happy now? I guess I should explain. I have occasionally written on […]

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Halloween has come and gone, but the body count continues to rise. At least fifteen people have been shot, two fatally, in New Orleans (60% black), with another six shootings reported in Washington, D.C. (51% black). A (white) mother of two is fighting for her life after being crushed by a shopping cart thrown from […]

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