Don’t forget our ongoing series “Please Kill Yourself, Alex Pareene” and “Tim Wise Is a Fat, Stupid Hamster”! The last time we checked in with Leonard Pitts Jr., winner of the 2004 Affirmative Action Pulitzer Prize for Being a Black Man Who Can Write in Complete Sentences, he was squawking about non-existent police bias. Allow [...]
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Welcome back to Please Kill Yourself, Alex Pareene: the Series. In the classic “Matt Drudge’s disgusting race war awareness campaign,” almost a year before today’s “daring pack of kids” follies, Pareene laughs at the real, documented, widespread, senselessly violent, usually racially motivated violence by Black people against White people. It is a theme (hating White [...]
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Welcome back to Please Kill Yourself, Alex Pareene: the Series. Hispanics can be White, squeals Pareene in “Conservatives baffled at idea of white Hispanic people.” This is because he understands the difference between Latin-American and Mestizo, as well as the subjective but qualitatively different levels of genetic separation that characterize ethnicities as opposed to races. [...]
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Welcome back to Please Kill Yourself, Alex Pareene: the Series. In his tedious screed “The coming war on Mormon jokes,” Pareene asserts his right to make fun of Mormons because their religiosity, conservatism, and general Whiteness bother him greatly. In so doing, Pareene enumerates many of the nuances of modern liberal “tolerance.” For example, it [...]
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Who is Alex Pareene? Why, only the most puerile, pretentious, preening person ever to pretend to political prose. You may remember Alex Pareene from his Salon piece “CPAC welcomes white nationalists” featured in my CPAC 2012 White Nationalism Roundup. CPAC is here, so it’s time for everyone’s annual look at the psychos invited to the [...]
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I could have written a long essay spelling out every connection between the following nine items, but it just isn’t necessary. The connections are obvious, and so is the conclusion: that the state of racial discourse in this country has never been more dismal. Item (1): “Free speech covers all, even the primitive” (Charlotte Observer, [...]
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On April 9, KATU News in Portland, Oregon reported that a “daring pack of kids” had “raided” a local gas station. The store surveillance cameras show a mob of at least ten teenagers; sixteen, estimates the store owner. All of them are Black, of course (by the modern, leftist one-drop rule where any White admixture [...]
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Flash mob… flash mob… the flash mobs are coming… Shut the fuck up and fuck right the fuck off with your “flash mob” dumb-fuckery. These are black mobs. Here, let me go ahead and diversify* your news for you. *diversify (verb): to un-erace; to put obvious (and obviously relevant) information about race back into a [...]
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The “Pretty Face of Hatred” (Act I, Act II part 1) continues with this, the stunning conclusion to Act II: “Let’s Ship All the Blacks Back to Africa.” We would like to remind you that the songs in this Act have more or less the same rhythm as this song. [Enter UNAMUSED IN BLACKFACE. TIM [...]
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Ladies and gentlemen: you have been lied to! Previously, the honorable gentlemen behind the reputable racist Internet website “Unamusement Park” were enormously pleased to announce the triumphant return of the Internet’s foremost hyper-sexual genius — that endlessly talented, stunningly attractive, impeccably dressed, impossibly brilliant über-alpha living in a world of worker bees — the wildly [...]
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