Posted in Guest Post, Humor, Trayvon Martin/George Zimmerman on May 10th, 2012
Today, la Park d’Unamusement is pleased to present a contribution by author, blogger, infamous war criminal, and all-around silly bean Jonathan Frost: world record holder for number of walnuts consumed in one sitting (616), author of Freedom Twenty-Five, and alleged mastermind behind the 7/7 terrorist attacks. (Some of the above may even be true.) Breaking [...]
Posted in Humor, LE FRANCE!, Motive and Purpose, Usurpation by Gratuitous French Girl on May 7th, 2012
Why are we here? What is the purpose of la Park d’Unamusement? F*ck if I know. Just somewhere to upload pictures of kitties in a sink, I guess. And chubby sea otters. And gratuitous French girls. And slutty forest faeries. Yes, I do enjoy a nice slutty forest faerie. Anyway, if you must know, the [...]
Posted in Humor, LE FRANCE!, Usurpation by Gratuitous French Girl on May 2nd, 2012
I ‘ave returned! And ze loyalty of mes nouveaux amis, Blanco and Kitty Alley and per’aps even Monsieur Rational, will NOT go unrewarded in ze glorious reign of… ZE QUEEN OF CROISSANTS! Huzzah! Whereas ze traitor Pouvoir Noir Pouvoir Blanc shall be chopped up into little tiny bits and fed to ze shark. Huzzah! Do [...]
Posted in Humor, LE FRANCE!, Usurpation by Gratuitous French Girl on Apr 23rd, 2012
Ha HA! It is I, la Fille Francaise Gratuite, and I am taking over zis Park d’Unamusement. All your croissants, zey are belonging to ME! L’auteur de ce blog raciste, zis so-called “Unamused,” is tied up in the ze basement, where he will remain for ze time being, tra la la. I have generously allowed [...]
Posted in Humor, Jews, John Derbyshire, South Africa, SPLC, White Separatism on Apr 15th, 2012
I cannot explain why the following post degenerated into talk of mechanical Nazi dinosaurs, so don’t even ask. On February 9, 2012, the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) got more than they bargained for when they permitted a panel, hosted by ProEnglish, called “The Failure of Multiculturalism,” which featured John Derbyshire, Peter Brimelow, Rosalie Porter, [...]
Posted in Celebrations!, Gratuitous French Girl on Jan 22nd, 2012
Let the celebrations begin! Today, the Internet’s #1 source for silly kittens… … slutty forest faeries… … gratuitous French girls… … and racial hatred… … turns ONE YEAR OLD. Huzzah! A bold new direction! On this very special occasion, I am pleased to announce that in exactly one week, Unamusement Park will cease to exist [...]
Posted in But Is It True?, Humor, Miscegenation, Talking about Race on Jan 5th, 2012
Steve Sailer is a time traveling plagiarist. See above. Doubtless this will come as a shock to some of you. “Steve Sailer?” I hear you asking. “Traveling through time?” Yes. Yes he did. To plagiarize me. “But… with time travel?” I think you’re losing sight of the real issue here, which is his blatant — [...]
Posted in Announcements, Celebrations! on Jan 2nd, 2012
Happy New Year! Let’s hope 2012 is better than 2011 — or, failing that, so much worse than 2011 that it brings the whole damn system crumbling down, so we can start over. As Thomas Jefferson once said: “I hold it, that a little rebellion, now and then, is a good thing, and as necessary [...]
Posted in Humor, Officially Not Racist, Our Racist Twitter Trick on Dec 10th, 2011
By popular demand, we at Unamusement Park have decided to stop being racist. Unfortunately, our efforts in that direction were stymied almost immediately when we remembered that we have no idea what “racism” is supposed to mean. Others, we suspect, may harbor similar doubts. So confusing! Take lynchings, for example. Lynchings, it is generally agreed, [...]
Posted in Celebrations!, Reactionary Musicals, SPLC, Tim Wise Is a Fat, Stupid Hamster on Oct 2nd, 2011
The “Pretty Face of Hatred” (Act I, Act II part 1) continues with this, the stunning conclusion to Act II: “Let’s Ship All the Blacks Back to Africa.” We would like to remind you that the songs in this Act have more or less the same rhythm as this song. [Enter UNAMUSED IN BLACKFACE. TIM [...]
