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Dr. Park: Oh hi there! Come in, please. Here, put on this lab coat and protective eyewear. Welcome — to Unamusement Park’s Center for Research On Craziness Occasioned by Pointed Observations of a Racial Nature and Its Practical Uses and Benefits: the newly operational C.R.O.C.O.P.O.R.N.I.P.U.B., funded by your generous donations to the Carlyle Club and […]

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We’re running a fundraiser over at Radish. Please check it out.

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Ahoy there, and mind that penguin! It is a glorious day for sailing, down ’round the magnetic South Pole. Yes, we’re still broadcasting live from the deck of the Hate Submarine. See her majestic, hateful bow cleave the frigid waters. Feel the deck surge beneath your feet. Taste the salt of the brisk September sea […]

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Unamused: Ahoy there! Cpt. Unamused here, broadcasting live from the deck of the Hate Submarine, currently on penguin patrol over the magnetic South Pole. Unamused: Why, you ask? Surely you recall the mysterious flooding of the main Hate Laboratory by several million suspicious gallons of water not two months past, and how I and my […]

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Today, la Park d’Unamusement is pleased to present a contribution by author, blogger, infamous war criminal, and all-around silly bean Jonathan Frost: world record holder for number of walnuts consumed in one sitting (616), author of Freedom Twenty-Five, and alleged mastermind behind the 7/7 terrorist attacks. (Some of the above may even be true.) Breaking […]

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Why are we here? What is the purpose of la Park d’Unamusement? F*ck if I know. Just somewhere to upload pictures of kitties in a sink, I guess. And chubby sea otters. And gratuitous French girls. And slutty forest faeries. Yes, I do enjoy a nice slutty forest faerie. Anyway, if you must know, the […]

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I ‘ave returned! And ze loyalty of mes nouveaux amis, Blanco and Kitty Alley and per’aps even Monsieur Rational, will NOT go unrewarded in ze glorious reign of… ZE QUEEN OF CROISSANTS! Huzzah! Whereas ze TRAITOR Pouvoir Noir Pouvoir Blanc shall be chopped up into little tiny bits and fed to ze shark. Huzzah! Do […]

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Ha HA! It is I, la Fille Francaise Gratuite, and I am taking over zis Park d’Unamusement. All your croissants, zey are belonging to ME! L’auteur de ce blog raciste, zis so-called “Unamused,” is tied up in the ze basement, where ‘e will remain for ze time being, tra la la. I have generously allowed […]

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I cannot explain why the following post degenerated into talk of mechanical Nazi dinosaurs, so don’t even ask. On February 9, 2012, the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) got more than they bargained for when they permitted a panel, hosted by ProEnglish, called “The Failure of Multiculturalism,” which featured John Derbyshire, Peter Brimelow, Rosalie Porter, […]

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Let the celebrations begin! Today, the Internet’s #1 source for silly kittens… … slutty forest faeries… … gratuitous French girls… … and racial hatred… … turns ONE YEAR OLD. Huzzah! A bold new direction! On this very special occasion, I am pleased to announce that in exactly one week, Unamusement Park will cease to exist […]

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