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Why are we here? What is the purpose of la Park d’Unamusement? F*ck if I know. Just somewhere to upload pictures of kitties in a sink, I guess. And chubby sea otters. And gratuitous French girls. And slutty forest faeries. Yes, I do enjoy a nice slutty forest faerie. Anyway, if you must know, the […]

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I ‘ave returned! And ze loyalty of mes nouveaux amis, Blanco and Kitty Alley and per’aps even Monsieur Rational, will NOT go unrewarded in ze glorious reign of… ZE QUEEN OF CROISSANTS! Huzzah! Whereas ze TRAITOR Pouvoir Noir Pouvoir Blanc shall be chopped up into little tiny bits and fed to ze shark. Huzzah! Do […]

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Ha HA! It is I, la Fille Francaise Gratuite, and I am taking over zis Park d’Unamusement. All your croissants, zey are belonging to ME! L’auteur de ce blog raciste, zis so-called “Unamused,” is tied up in the ze basement, where ‘e will remain for ze time being, tra la la. I have generously allowed […]

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