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Ahoy there, and mind that penguin! It is a glorious day for sailing, down ’round the magnetic South Pole. Yes, we’re still broadcasting live from the deck of the Hate Submarine. See her majestic, hateful bow cleave the frigid waters. Feel the deck surge beneath your feet. Taste the salt of the brisk September sea […]

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Unamused: Ahoy there! Cpt. Unamused here, broadcasting live from the deck of the Hate Submarine, currently on penguin patrol over the magnetic South Pole. Unamused: Why, you ask? Surely you recall the mysterious flooding of the main Hate Laboratory by several million suspicious gallons of water not two months past, and how I and my […]

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Why are we here? What is the purpose of la Park d’Unamusement? F*ck if I know. Just somewhere to upload pictures of kitties in a sink, I guess. And chubby sea otters. And gratuitous French girls. And slutty forest faeries. Yes, I do enjoy a nice slutty forest faerie. Anyway, if you must know, the […]

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I ‘ave returned! And ze loyalty of mes nouveaux amis, Blanco and Kitty Alley and per’aps even Monsieur Rational, will NOT go unrewarded in ze glorious reign of… ZE QUEEN OF CROISSANTS! Huzzah! Whereas ze TRAITOR Pouvoir Noir Pouvoir Blanc shall be chopped up into little tiny bits and fed to ze shark. Huzzah! Do […]

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Ha HA! It is I, la Fille Francaise Gratuite, and I am taking over zis Park d’Unamusement. All your croissants, zey are belonging to ME! L’auteur de ce blog raciste, zis so-called “Unamused,” is tied up in the ze basement, where ‘e will remain for ze time being, tra la la. I have generously allowed […]

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As the title suggests, the theme of today’s post is: how bad Jews are. The mood of today’s post is: fine, I hope you’re happy now. As an aside, I found this article through the Irish Savant. Note that in his discussion of the Jew and his wily ways, the Irish Savant managed to (a) […]

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Let the celebrations begin! Today, the Internet’s #1 source for silly kittens… … slutty forest faeries… … gratuitous French girls… … and racial hatred… … turns ONE YEAR OLD. Huzzah! A bold new direction! On this very special occasion, I am pleased to announce that in exactly one week, Unamusement Park will cease to exist […]

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Smoke rises from the ruins of Unamusement Park’s recently exploded main Hate Laboratory, illuminated only by a merrily crackling blue-green chemical fire. MUFFLED VOICE: Ow. Something stirs beneath the large pile of smoldering rubble in the center of the room. A hand emerges from the top, then another, and finally a head. They belong to […]

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Today the Internet’s #1 source for racial blasphemy and incitement to genocide turns two months old. You can’t see it from where you’re sitting, but I just set off three thousand fireworks — — in the general direction of a black orphanage. Sadly, one of those months was February, the shortest and therefore gayest month. […]

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I got to quit drinking. So it was coming up on Valentine’s Day and, being horny and looking forward to meeting some desperate women (I can smell them from miles away), I linked some girls in my post on white pride: Swedish, French, German, Italian, Canadian, and New Zealander, choosing white majority nations more or […]

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