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A moment of candor for corporate woman

The marriage woes of modern woman, courtesy of NPR [1]: When I first met him, it was undeniably a passionate love affair. […] He’s seven years older than I am, and we met at work, where his power and seniority at the office was insanely attractive to me. So far, so good. But the very […]

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Anna Kendrick dating tips

Transitioning as gracefully as possible, which is not very, from John Stuart Mill on barbarism to Anna Kendrick (qt6.28) on dating in Scrappy Little Nobody [1]: Something amazing happened to me when I hit my mid-twenties. I don’t know how it happened — I didn’t even notice it at first — but I stopped liking […]

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Ahoy there, and mind that penguin! It is a glorious day for sailing, down ’round the magnetic South Pole. Yes, we’re still broadcasting live from the deck of the Hate Submarine. See her majestic, hateful bow cleave the frigid waters. Feel the deck surge beneath your feet. Taste the salt of the brisk September sea […]

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Unamused: Ahoy there! Cpt. Unamused here, broadcasting live from the deck of the Hate Submarine, currently on penguin patrol over the magnetic South Pole. Unamused: Why, you ask? Surely you recall the mysterious flooding of the main Hate Laboratory by several million suspicious gallons of water not two months past, and how I and my […]

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Unamusement Park proudly presents some hot Persian girls, and also several excellent reasons why White women should under no circumstances date Black men. If you’ve read my flyer on the subject, you already know many excellent reasons, but the Council of Conservative Citizens (aka the Council of Radioactive Super-Hitlers from Space) has plenty more here […]

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Why are we here? What is the purpose of la Park d’Unamusement? F*ck if I know. Just somewhere to upload pictures of kitties in a sink, I guess. And chubby sea otters. And gratuitous French girls. And slutty forest faeries. Yes, I do enjoy a nice slutty forest faerie. Anyway, if you must know, the […]

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I ‘ave returned! And ze loyalty of mes nouveaux amis, Blanco and Kitty Alley and per’aps even Monsieur Rational, will NOT go unrewarded in ze glorious reign of… ZE QUEEN OF CROISSANTS! Huzzah! Whereas ze TRAITOR Pouvoir Noir Pouvoir Blanc shall be chopped up into little tiny bits and fed to ze shark. Huzzah! Do […]

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Ha HA! It is I, la Fille Francaise Gratuite, and I am taking over zis Park d’Unamusement. All your croissants, zey are belonging to ME! L’auteur de ce blog raciste, zis so-called “Unamused,” is tied up in the ze basement, where ‘e will remain for ze time being, tra la la. I have generously allowed […]

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As the title suggests, the theme of today’s post is: how bad Jews are. The mood of today’s post is: fine, I hope you’re happy now. As an aside, I found this article through the Irish Savant. Note that in his discussion of the Jew and his wily ways, the Irish Savant managed to (a) […]

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Let the celebrations begin! Today, the Internet’s #1 source for silly kittens… … slutty forest faeries… … gratuitous French girls… … and racial hatred… … turns ONE YEAR OLD. Huzzah! A bold new direction! On this very special occasion, I am pleased to announce that in exactly one week, Unamusement Park will cease to exist […]

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