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I’m opposed to the war in Afghanistan. I’m opposed to the war in Iraq. I’m opposed to the War on Drugs and the War on Poverty. But I support the War on Women. Finally, a war we might actually win. “Official Positions” is the ‘Park’s never-ending series of pronouncements on OFFICIAL ‘PARK DOCTRINE, to which […]

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Pro-life? Pro-choice? Pro-rape? As always, my thoughts on the subject are far more subtle and nuanced than everybody else’s, because everybody else is retarded. I’m pro-life for white babies. Pro-abortion for everything else. “Official Positions” is the ‘Park’s never-ending series of pronouncements on OFFICIAL ‘PARK DOCTRINE, to which all ‘Park rangers/hate-kittens must subscribe on pain […]

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human nature (noun) A supposed set of allegedly immutable, ostensibly biological constraints on human behavior, which supposedly limit what we can feel, think, choose, imagine, and accomplish in our finite time on this Earth. Scientifically invalid. Along with ignorance and general stupidity, used to justify and excuse racism, sexism, homophobia, welfare reform, and all the […]

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sexism (noun) A stubborn refusal — in the twenty-first century, no less — to accept what all gender studies majors, not to mention the man-hating dykes whose fathers wouldn’t pay for college, have known for decades: that women are just as good as men at everything under the sun, plus they’re smarter and more mature […]

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Unamusement Park is BACK and racister than ever. Here is a kitty. Here is a song. And here is a somewhat scatterbrained post… Via Aaron’s Holy Mountain: last Monday, the popular link-sharing website Reddit was “basically” taken down by the extreme popularity (“13000 comments in 5 hrs”) of one thread: “What extremely controversial thing(s) do […]

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Today, in honor of the mainstream media’s surprising new policy of transparency in reporting race and crime, as they trumpet Norwegian mass murderer Anders Breivik’s blond hair and blue eyes (see e.g. CBS and the Daily Mail), I hereby institute my own surprising new policy: from now on, Unamusement Park will describe all black criminals […]

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Ladies and gentlemen: at last, the moment you’ve all been waiting for — — unless, of course, you happen to be gifted with a more-than-rudimentary sense of decorum, in which case (a) why, oh why, are you reading Unamusement Park? and (b) you should stop reading this post right now. You can’t say I didn’t […]

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Contemporary feminism is exactly what you would expect to get if you took a bunch of overeducated, unattractive, power-hungry, man-hating women, gave them their own university department, and told them “all your theories are brilliant, we won’t allow men to criticize you with ‘logic’ and ‘science’ and other patriarchal constructs, and finally, we’ll pay you […]

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The word “racism” is now meaningless in Norwegian as well, reports a reader via email from the land of snipers and black metal. (What do you mean, I don’t have a thorough understanding of Norwegian history and culture?) Below is his translation of an article, “Chaudhry accuses FrP of racism,” from the Aftenposten (“Evening Post”), […]

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My opinion of the modern world is best illustrated by these words. Turning and turning in the widening gyre The falcon cannot hear the falconer; Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world, The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere The ceremony of innocence is drowned; The best lack […]

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