Posted in Guest Post, Humor, Trayvon Martin/George Zimmerman on May 10th, 2012
Today, la Park d’Unamusement is pleased to present a contribution by author, blogger, infamous war criminal, and all-around silly bean Jonathan Frost: world record holder for number of walnuts consumed in one sitting (616), author of Freedom Twenty-Five, and alleged mastermind behind the 7/7 terrorist attacks. (Some of the above may even be true.) Breaking [...]
Posted in Black & Hispanic Crime Statistics, Racial Profiling, Trayvon Martin/George Zimmerman, You're a Liar, Leonard Pitts Jr. on May 7th, 2012
Don’t forget our ongoing series “Please Kill Yourself, Alex Pareene” and “Tim Wise Is a Fat, Stupid Hamster”! The last time we checked in with Leonard Pitts Jr., winner of the 2004 Affirmative Action Pulitzer Prize for Being a Black Man Who Can Write in Complete Sentences, he was squawking about non-existent police bias. Allow [...]
Posted in Hate Crime, Hispanics, Please Kill Yourself, Alex Pareene, Trayvon Martin/George Zimmerman, Violence Against Whites on Apr 16th, 2012
Welcome back to Please Kill Yourself, Alex Pareene: the Series. Hispanics can be White, squeals Pareene in “Conservatives baffled at idea of white Hispanic people.” This is because he understands the difference between Latin-American and Mestizo, as well as the subjective but qualitatively different levels of genetic separation that characterize ethnicities as opposed to races. [...]
Posted in Flyers, Guns and Self-Defense, Trayvon Martin/George Zimmerman on Apr 13th, 2012
You may remember Unamusement Park’s first and only guest poster, the mysterious entity known to the world as “1951,” from his (or her?) manifesto, “Proud to Be White,” or the accompanying flyer campaign. Today, I am pleased to present 1951′s latest (mini-)flyer for Unamusement Park: “I Am George Zimmerman.” It is available in PDF format [...]
Posted in Guns and Self-Defense, Trayvon Martin/George Zimmerman on Apr 11th, 2012
Today’s top story is courtesy of the Washington Post, the Washington Examiner, and CBS Miami. Unamusement Park proudly presents the diversified version. To Kill a Mockingbird NO_LIMIT_NIGGA Facing threats of mass violence from an uninformed and uninformable Black underclass spurred on by race-baiting “civil rights” extortionists and the anti-White American media, Sanford police attempted to [...]
Posted in Crime in Florida on Jul 4th, 2011
Happy Independence Day. Besides the three white cops shot to death by blacks in St. Petersburg in early 2011, at least four other Florida police officers have been shot and killed since June 2010. Just days before the violent, child-abusing black sex offender Hydra Lacy Jr. killed Sergeant Tom Baitinger and Officer Jeffrey Yaslowitz, two [...]
Posted in Crime in Florida on Jul 3rd, 2011
St. Petersburg, Florida: where the only thing more dangerous than black thugs are the politicians who cover for them. David Crawford’s death on February 21 came less than a month after two other SPPD officers, 14-year veteran Sergeant Tom Baitinger (48, married) and 11-year veteran Officer Jeffrey Yaslowitz (39, married, father of three) were killed [...]
Posted in Crime in Florida on Jul 3rd, 2011
St. Petersburg, Florida: where a model cop was investigated for allegedly citing crime stats to the father of an armed-robbery victim, and the property crime rate is over 50 percent in at least one downtown neighborhood. Could it get any worse? Yes. Yes it could. February 21, 2011: 16-year-old sophomore Nicholas Lindsey (allegedly) pops the [...]
Posted in Crime in Florida on Jul 2nd, 2011
Investigating a model cop for telling the truth about crime: insane? Yes, says Bob Esposito, father of a (white, female) victim of armed robbery: “I’m shocked,” Esposito said. “His job is to serve and protect, and as far as I’m concerned, he gave me information. I think he did his job. I think he did [...]
Posted in Crime in Florida on Jul 1st, 2011
Today, WTSP News in Tampa Bay reported that “[a] veteran officer with a clean record is being investigated by the St. Petersburg Police Department (SPPD) after he warned the father of a robbery victim about a dangerous part of town” (WTSP, July 1). Officer Thad “Stu” Crisco, who was recently in headlines for honoring his [...]
