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Dr. Park: Oh hi there! Come in, please. Here, put on this lab coat and protective eyewear. Welcome — to Unamusement Park’s Center for Research On Craziness Occasioned by Pointed Observations of a Racial Nature and Its Practical Uses and Benefits: the newly operational C.R.O.C.O.P.O.R.N.I.P.U.B., funded by your generous donations to the Carlyle Club and […]

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I thought it might be nice to have an updated version of the classic Unamusement Park race/crime flyer. Three columns for ease of reading. (You print it sideways.) Click the pic for the glorious full-size version. PDF file here.

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First we watched with dismay as the EEOC charged Pepsi with black and Hispanic criminality “disproportionately” excluding blacks and Hispanics through a policy of “not hiring workers with arrest records.” Then we gazed in horror as a federal judge fined the FDNY $129 million with black and Hispanic stupidity “intentional discrimination” for testing the intelligence […]

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Project Vanquish marches on. Our new list is the straightforwardly titled “Minority Rape.” At 6 entries, including a special on crime statistics, it obviously needs to be greatly expanded. We continue to update “Minority Violence at School and College,” which now has 8 entries. Note that I have just disabled commenting on all my lists, […]

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Don’t forget our ongoing series “Please Kill Yourself, Alex Pareene” and “Tim Wise Is a Fat, Stupid Hamster”! The last time we checked in with Leonard Pitts Jr., winner of the 2004 Affirmative Action Pulitzer Prize for Being a Black Man Who Can Write in Complete Sentences, he was squawking about non-existent police bias. Allow […]

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Thirteen-month slut-iversary! I made you a little flyer. The topic is stereotypes, especially as they pertain to crime. It seemed appropriate, in light of our recent appearance in the Seattle Stranger (and the shenanigans that inevitably ensued). The flyer is available as a PDF file here, as a PNG file below (click for the full-size […]

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It’s been a while since we did one of these. We recently had cause for celebration as Unamusement Park made the news (finally!) after an intrepid ‘Park reader ranger stapled our flyer on race and crime to copies of City Arts magazine (promoting “Black Power”) in Seattle. Deluded “anti-racist” and disingenuous white liberal (DWL) Dave […]

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MY RACIS’ FLYER MADE THE NEWS HUZZAH What a lovely day. Yes, Unamusement Park has racis’ flyers. Feel free to distribute them in a suitably sneaky way. See Appendix A (“Suitably sneaky ways to distribute racis’ flyers”) below. Now, I have previously expressed my disappointment that, despite the valiant efforts of loyal ‘Park readers rangers, […]

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Our ongoing series Black Crime According to Black People explores the unique principles that govern how blacks react to black crime, which is very different from how they react to non-black crime and how whites react to any sort of crime. These should not be confused with Unamusement Park’s Laws of Race and Crime: There […]

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The doctrine of diversity inches ever closer to the Beyond Parody event horizon: the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission has charged Pepsi with black and Hispanic criminality. From the Washington Post, January 11, 2012 (via American Renaissance): Pepsi Beverages Co. will pay $3.1 million to settle federal charges of race discrimination for using criminal background checks […]

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