Unamusement Park’s Official Position on Iran
Nov 9th, 2012 by Unamused
Unless we act decisively and strike soon, we don’t stand a chance of defeating Israel.
“Official Positions” is the ‘Park’s never-ending series of pronouncements on OFFICIAL ‘PARK DOCTRINE, to which all ‘Park rangers/hate-kittens must subscribe on pain of EXCOMMUNICATION.
Gather our forces as if to attack Iran, and destroy Israel’s nuclear, chemical, and biological arsenal instead.
The Hell legions of Attack Ferrets are ready Sire. The French Postcard leaflets are bundled and ready to be dropped over the hairy female Jewish Princesses, which should enrage them. Finally, the Stealthy Sabotage legions of kittens are ready to miss their litter box, causing great consternation amongst the Enemy.
When shall the Attack Commence?
I know just the place where that dangerous arsenal can be destroyed. It’s a somewhat remote desert location, but within reach of some decent jets from Palestine, so less is likely to go wrong.
It might take a year to plan for it.
I appreciate the irony and sarcasm of this post. I have a feeling BO is going to wait until Ahmadinejad has a treat bag full of nukes and is passing them out like lollipops to all the terrorist children in the neighborhood.
OT. possible flyer?
http://i.imgur.com/5Rssv.png
How could we attack Iran, the veritable Israel of Islam?
What happened to the hot Persian girls?
I suspect you’re being facetious, but it would be much simpler to simply withdraw our support and let the Arabs do our work for us. Why waste American blood and treasure?
Of course, the Germans would probably let in a large portion of their scientific establishment. Guilt and all that.