Unamusement Park’s Official Position on Democracy
Nov 10th, 2012 by Unamused
Democracy is shit and your vote is worthless. That “I Voted” sticker you slapped on might as well read “As a Slave to the Political, Intellectual and Entertainment Classes, I Do Not and Indeed Cannot Think for Myself and Therefore Am Not Responsible Enough to Participate in Any Political Process; Please Disenfranchise Me so that My Betters Can Implement a New and Less Retarded System of Governance, i.e., Fascism.”
Just what do you imagine democracy is? What’s your democracy-fetishist fantasy? Is democracy a fair, equitable and just system for choosing competent leaders? Responsible leaders? Intelligent, cultured, wise, or even good-looking leaders? No. Democracy, you damnable fool, awards power, free of oversight and any identifiable responsibility, to whichever narcissistic, psychopathic, Machiavellian asshole is best at tricking large numbers of idiots into voting for him.
Obama. Bush. Kennedy. Nixon. Churchill. Hitler. FDR. Mandela. What do all these men have in common? That’s right: they’re all colossal shitheads who should have been dragged into the street and mercifully euthanized via curb stomping-induced brain death. And they were all democratically elected, because voters are retarded.
Let’s be serious for a moment. Voters are basically monkeys throwing feces at each other in a cage. Every few years, the political class, on the orders of the intellectual class, permits the entertainment class (e.g., the mainstream media) to let these monkeys out of their communal cage to smear their shit-stained monkey paws on a ballot, which may or may not be counted by other shitty monkeys, to indicate which candidate has promised them the most bananas or the biggest jar of orange marmalade or whatever (tax cuts, gay marriage, no gay marriage, civil rights, etc). Candidates are not required to actually deliver on the bananas, the orange marmalade, etc, and by the next election the voters will no doubt have forgotten all about it, being, as they are, shit-stained monkey retards.
And that’s how democracy works!
Now here is a wriggly ferret.
wriggle
“Official Positions” is the ‘Park’s never-ending series of pronouncements on OFFICIAL ‘PARK DOCTRINE, to which all ‘Park rangers/hate-kittens must subscribe on pain of EXCOMMUNICATION.
Oh, my! I didn’t realize that Democratic elections were so fickle… or should that be “fecal”?
The biggest problem I see with representative Democracy is that it’s too representative. I’ve never been a fan of universal suffrage. Not that it would ever happen, but I’d like to see voting restricted to married people over 25 with a minimum net worth. No doubt that will piss some people off. I can live with that.
By “minimum net worth” I mean they should have a minimum net worth of at least X dollars. People in debt shouldn’t be voting.
Heinleinism works for me. Service Guarantees Citizenship. “Fascism Forward” without all that stuff that gives me the, er, heebie jeebies.
Democracy is merely an illusion. Those who are willing to kill and dominate and who make the rules not play by them are the ones that rule over us. The infuriating thing about democracy is how strong that illusion is for the many. Our people don’t know their place, they think they are free, but they are slaves more deeply in bondage than those kept in physical bondage; their minds are do not recognize the prison they live in. To gain power you must disregard the illusion, come to know who your enemy is, and do everything you can to subvert and destroy him. They did not come into power without spilling blood and neither will we if we want the same. I know the agenda of the elites, and I know it’s not to my benefit, and I don’t want to be apart of it. Don’t bother talking about voting requirements, it makes no difference, the system is rigged, your choices are limited, and the ability of whatever puppet you elect to change things from the top-down without approval from the elite is essentially non-existent.
Government was never supposed to have yummy goodies to give away or control over our lives, hence the idea of Democracy. The dreary “peoples” business was to simply have the people who wanted the job to go through the motions. Hopefully with a lack of goodies, there would only be a few days necessary per year for Government to meet.
But War and Empire happened, along with Social Security, so the Jeffersonian experiment was defeated with the final death at the hands of Lincoln and FDR, both Presidents who lived just long enough to do damage, but not long enough to clean up the mess.
We have learned to talk about our government in two ways; the way it was intended to be and the way it is. We have learned to wince successfully as we sing “…Land of the Free and the home of the Brave” as we sing our National Anthem. We can’t do anything with our land or on our land or to our land without obtaining and filing Governmental Permits, Edicts and Environmental Impact Statements, and some things, like building your own cabin or starting a Beer Inn are right out (ask me how I know). The DEA (alcohol is a Drug), ATF (Alcohol is Taxable), EPA (Where is you waste water going?), Army Corps of Engineers (I am not kidding), Dept. of Interior (Traffic, Coding issues), B. of Land Management, etc. all want to give you an anal exam and those are just the Federal agencies.
No one can start a business making anything because the money necessary to comply with all the permits, inspection and impact statements is more than producing the product. As the 21st Century has dawned the FedGov has begun making natural elements illegal (CO2, Lead, Radon, Arsnice, Methane, Coal, all the radioactive elements, on and on), certain that God Himself will fall under their jurisdiction one day.
So now in the USA there are two types of business. Large businesses and “services”. We didn’t become a “Service Economy” by choice, we became one by having the FedGov squeeze the life out of manufacturing businesses here so they can go over there and build the exact same thing in Singapore, employ Singaporeans, and we can starve while our FedGov assures us we are happier unemployed.
Sing it Baby, “or the Land and of the Free! And the Home of the Brave!” Feel the Burn?
In fairness, it’s debatable if Bush or Obama were actually democratically elected.
What do you consider to be a good system of governance, Unamused?
Democracy works fine in the South because white people there know the score. Blacks block-vote for one party, so whites settle their differences in the primary and block-vote for the other party. In the old Confederacy, Obama carried only Virginia and Florida, and not without a lot of Latino and Asian votes.
Local democracy is also not to blame, because if one tenth of the stuff on Unamusement Park is true, blacks moving in will destroy your town LONG before they achieve a voting majority.
Once the dollar collapses and America’s paper wealth becomes just paper, the South will re-establish white supremacy very quickly. Any blacks who don’t accept this will get free rides on northbound buses.
As of 11/7 I have decided to protest with my money and who gets it. Comcast was the first one I dropped (51% shareholder of msnbc) I also took care of hbo with the same phone call (Bill I’m the smartest guy in the room Maher). From now on all my purchases get vetted.
Destructure, I like the idea of restricting the vote to net tax paying white men. Women shouldn’t be voting. The fraction of women capable of making sensible voting choices is too small.
But really, I think one of the keys to fixing things is a new republic. I.e., a modern constitution. In a properly constructed republic, the voters don’t get to change the fundamentals. I think limits on taxes and size of gov’t would be a good start.
Heinleinism works for me. Service Guarantees Citizenship. “Fascism Forward” without all that stuff that gives me the, er, heebie jeebies.
It has its merits. But I don’t like the idea of government for the government. I want less gov’t, not more. That includes less military. How would you limit the size and scope of gov’t when the only way to become a citizen is by gov’t service? Wouldn’t the bureaucracy inevitably grow to epic size? And even if it didn’t, how would you prevent the takeover of the military by venal, cohesive minorities?
10mm is of like mind. The gov’t should be small and weak and thus inglamorous.
Unglamorous, not glamorous, whatever.
Of course, once you shrink gov’t to an endurable size, there’s the question of what to do about the power of the private sector. A “corporatocracy” would be just as bad.
Actually, maybe not. Much of the malignant power of corporations is wielded through gov’t. So what if Pepsico has tons of money, if they can’t use it to influence the gov’t to regulate and tax the little guy out of existence?
Theocracy has its merits, too. If the entire populace is of a religion, and that religion is the standard to which everyone is held, it becomes much harder to corrupt. The problem is it’s very difficult to just cook up a new religion that makes sense and have people sign onto it the way they sign onto the currently popular religions.
Whenever these discussions crop up, I’m always reminded that there’s no saving a population once they’re mind-fucked. And unless a population has beliefs that are both healthy and strongly held, they’re only a few generations away from being mind-fucked. An “open-minded” population is always doomed in the long run.
Blacks are not as intelligent as people of other races because their brains weigh 120 grams on average less than the average weight of the brains of other races.
This was illustrated in Dr. Samuel Morton’s 1830s “Crania Americana,” a masterful tome that was itself the basis of a system-wide academic refutation by Jew social scientist Stephen Jay Gould in his 1980 “Mismeasure of Man,” which was completely demolished last year by scientists from Berkley and other top universities.
The negro brain is physiologically different from the white brain: one need only look at the profile of the skull of a full-blooded african, to observe a skull slope of approximately 72 degrees, compared to 82-85 degrees for whites, and 60 degrees for the common orangutan.
When Euros first showed up in Sub Saharan Africa, they had never seen a primate before: monkeys, apes and gorillas were unknown to our Euro and Roman forebears, yet they were ubiquitous in Black Africa. It is no wonder then, when Euros came across a curious, ape-like hominid that sort of looked like them but didn’t even have the wheel (pre-Stone Age, let’s call it Stick Age), they mistook these “people” for a species entirely separate form the rest of mankind.
Blacks need to understand and accept the biological basis for differences in cognitive ability across the races.
- Arturo
Well thank goodness the US is not a democracy. It was founded as a republic. And it was a good system until it was conquered by democracy.
Democracy is DEAD. The American style Democratic Republic only works in homogeneous societies. This premise was just proven on the sixth. Blacks and Hispanics voted the easy citizenship, legalisation of aliens and the “f-r-e-e s-h-e-e-e-i-t-e”. Woman, the skanky little hoes, voted the easy out and no consequences. The white youth – generally all n*gger wannabes voted the interests of their hip-hop idols. The only people who seemed to vote the issues were white men over 50.
As an outsider looking in I can see the mighty US Empire in its death throes. While many of my race can see it too, it has not yet dawned on the mainstream John and Jane Doe. They still hold the treasured illusion that their country is great and good and true and just and everything is going to be all right. U-u-u-h-h-h. It ain’t.
It does not matter who wins the presidency or the house or the senate or congress or whatever. Without the BALLS to make massive changes that will probably spark rolling waves of civil unrest the problems cannot be fixed. The American Empire was dying under the retard Bush, finally finished off by three unpopular, unjust, hugely expensive wars and promptly given the coup-de-grace by that Mohammedan Kenyan Marxists Obamacare, the Eurotrash style welfare state and god knows what else that is coming – probably Islamification, higher taxes, bigger government, decreased freedoms and disarmament…
While still pretending to be a global power, America can only posture, knife its friends in the back, make bigger enemies of old ones who see their attempts at friendship as weakness. The US military has the most wonderful toys in the world and, except for my own Boer people, are probably pound for pound the fightingest bunch of bastards that ever lived but they are emasculated. Tied behind doctrine and rules of engagement that have no place in an increasingly hostile world. Sometimes you need to burn the village to the ground, rape the goats and chickens and kill every thing else to get the “Don’t fuck with us. Y’all ‘r gonna lose this war BADLY!” message across. Thanks to Libtards, the only message being sent is “Come and pick us off”. A shame and a disgrace foisted from outside on the men and woman in uniform.
The only DEMOCRATIC solution is a Federal system similar to Switzerland where there is NO NATIONAL VOTE. You vote your local representative. Your districts representatives then vote their representative. In turn they vote their representative who in turn chooses the president. This removes the vested interests, lobby groups, big business, welfare leech interests et al. Policy is driven upwards from the people and not from the FEDS down. Any proposed law can be scrapped via referendum. No race or interest group can dominate another. Freedom is assured and you have a government who knows – to be elected again I need to deliver ON THE GROUND WHERE I CAME FROM. No-one is removed from the ground level voter. There is ACCOUNTABILITY.
Perhaps this is how the “American Republic” started out…
That must rank as one of the most eloquent and concise descriptions of what ‘democracy’ or what I like to call ‘demonocracy’ actually is.
It is nothing but lots of stupid people being asked to decide which dick head is in charge for the next few years.
Oh for the joys of an autocratic Romonov, an enlightened Stuart or Hapsburg, at least we didn’t undergo the delusion that we chose them, hell I’d even take a Pinochet, Franco, Mussolini or Hitler over the dross that have destroyed what was once a great civilisation.
Voting is a method, that is it, and somehow it has become a fetish of our whole political class, the idea that people who have no idea what is happening have a vote equal to mine is insulting!
The sooner demonocracy is dead, the better.
Two posts from Darkmoon:
http://www.darkmoon.me/2012/you-are-voting-for-your-own-extinction-by-paul-craig-roberts/
http://www.darkmoon.me/2012/dont-vote-by-jb-campbell/
Since we are going to be mostly “hispanic” in the future, let’s look to the one “hispanic” country which still works reasonably well. I’m not even sure if its population is primarily European or mestizo. But there is a modicum of rights, and a chance of success for the industrious. (There’s even limited gun ownership.) And why is this one country still functional? Because of the brutal, despised “fascist” dictator Auguste Pinochet. Yes, he took over, threw the communists out, killed the sainted Allende chosen by the voters, tortured his followers and forced free market capitalism on the society. However, it remains to be seen what will become of Chile since democracy has sadly, returned.
#9, I just did the same thing. I have uverse instead of comcast, but just cancelled it. I don’t want to support the media/entertainment complex.
It is no wonder then, when Euros came across a curious, ape-like hominid that sort of looked like them but didn’t even have the wheel (pre-Stone Age, let’s call it Stick Age), they mistook these “people” for a species entirely separate form the rest of mankind.
Now that LudiKrous and DaWanton have 20″ rims, sailfones, Air Jordan riots and gold teef they still look like a species entirely separate from the rest of mankind.
The 13 Colonies formed a constitutional republic because they did not want to fall under the Hanoverian or any type of monarchist yoke again. Things worked until it evolved into an elective monarchy as his royal lowness proves when he goes off campaigning so that he could not send help to those trapped in Benghazi as it clashed with his royal ass kissing.
Well, excommunicate me, I guess. No way am I getting a ferret.
you do not necessarily have to own a ferret (though you should)
that is not part of our official mandate
it is merely STRONGLY SUGGESTED
Have to disagree about Nixon, he was one of the last HBD aware presidents. In fact, I understand he closely followed the work of Arthur Jensen.
“What do you consider to be a good system of governance, Unamused?”
Oh, hell, I don’t know. Monarchy, maybe. Moldbug’s neocameralism. A dictatorship in the Roman sense.
I have no solution. Just a long list of grievances.
A good system of government, for a start, would allow only adult, White, productive men to have a say.
I guess my kittens = black people analogy was a bit too effective. Sorry about that, kitten lovers. I wonder what ethnic group ferrets would be. But here’s an intelligence test to assess the difference between the two: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNjRR895Vr8
I don’t buy newspapers anymore, I’m boycotting them all. And on the internet I use and recommend AdBlock to avoid funding any free news websites that use ads. Unfortunately I haven’t worked out how to make it only block ads on news websites. If you pay for AdBlock you can change it into CatBlock instead, which park users will enjoy: http://adblockforchrome.blogspot.ca/2012/03/inturdusing-catblock.html