Unamusement Park’s Official Position on Abortion
Nov 9th, 2012 by Unamused
Pro-life? Pro-choice? Pro-rape? As always, my thoughts on the subject are far more subtle and nuanced than everybody else’s, because everybody else is retarded.
I’m pro-life for white babies. Pro-abortion for everything else.
“Official Positions” is the ‘Park’s never-ending series of pronouncements on OFFICIAL ‘PARK DOCTRINE, to which all ‘Park rangers/hate-kittens must subscribe on pain of EXCOMMUNICATION.
Blunt but true. What’s good for Whites is good. That’s exactly how every other race thinks.
white babies are the new kitties
Amen Unamused. From your lips to God’s ear.
My position on abortion is similar to far-right Todd Akin. A woman can shut the whole thing down through legitimate rape (e.g. miscarriages). Safe miscarriages for the long-run. Abortions only for the most extreme/necessary circumstances. Just give drugs or alcohol like rapists do to their victims and their bodies will abort by themselves thanks to the chemicals (and/or pain through physical violence).