RESULTS ARE IN! Unamusement Park’s Official Election 2012 Coverage
Nov 6th, 2012 by Unamused
The results are in! The people have spoken, and their voices rang out loud and clear:
Ferrets are the new kitties.
LOOK AT THEIR FACES AND THEIR LITTLE PAWS AWWWW
Gratuitous French Girl: Um… Unamusé…
Unamused: Hmm hmm hmmmm… silly little ferrets…
Gratuitous French Girl: UNAMUSÉ!
Unamused: Quoi?
Gratuitous French Girl: Who ‘as won ze Presidential election?
Unamused: Who cares. Democracy is shit. Your vote is worthless.
Unamused and Gratuitous French Girl: FASCISM FORWARD!
UPDATE: I guess the mulatto won?
Don’t blame me, I voted for meerkats.
I am personally more of an anarchist. Ferrets are all right though.
A professor of animal psychology at the University of Illinois told me that ferrets were the most intelligent animals she had ever evaluated. They were unable to develop a maze that ferrets did not learn on the first attempt.
no way! ferrets smell like cat piss.
4 more years of kitties!
Romney won in every state that required photo I.D. and lost in every state that did not require photo I.D. Rather curious.
That’s the way America ends: not with a bang but with a n*gger.
Hi, George. Romney is supported in Republican states. Republican states elect Republican legislators. Republican legislators are the guys passing laws requiring IDs to vote.
Kittens are cuter than ferrets. Interesting observation George.
“I guess the mulatto won?”
That’s Mr. Mulatto, to you.
Or should I say, President Mulatto?
Theres a joke posted at Kunstler.com that goes like this:
Where do you find Obamas tie?
Between Jaime Diamonds legs!
[I think thats how JD name is spelled]
Anyway I think mochelle is a cover for Obama being homo.
So the US dies not with a bang but with a n*gger.
the elections are in & the feral cats won.
I’ll vote for ferrets if you tell me that ferrets are natural fascists. Cats are anarchists.
The ferret is nature’s fascist. The ferret is essentially a fuzzy, cuddly, wriggly, silly little Hitler.
So just like Hitler, only wriggly.