Obama 2012? Destroying America for Its Own Good
May 30th, 2012 by Unamused
These days, the New/Alt/Reactionary/Racist Right is abuzz (I choose to believe) with debate and wild speculation on one pressing issue above all else:
Should we or should we not re-elect Barack Hussein (Soetoro?) Obama, America’s worst and blackest president ever?
Basically, there are two schools of thought on the subject: firstly, that worse is better, and secondly, that worse now is better than worse later, because worse later would be too bad.
Theory 1: Worse Is Better
If we do re-elect Obama, he’ll get four more years to thoroughly fuck up this once great nation with his racial socialism, during which time white America will surely wake up to grave threats like mass immigration and minority mobs in time to defeat them. Plus, we won’t see another lousy Democrat in the White House for generations, let alone a lousy half-black Muslim Democrat.
On the other hand, if we don’t inflict four more years of Hope and Change on our poor, beleaguered country, Romney (presumably) will slow the country’s descent into hell just enough that, like the mythical frog in a pot of boiling water, white America won’t rouse itself in time to prevent an Hispanic majority from turning the USA into a colony of Mexico.
Theory 2: Worse Now Is Better than Worse Later, Because Worse Later Would Be Too Bad
If we don’t re-elect Obama, the colored hordes — blacks, Mexicans, probably Arabs too — will flip the fuck out, our cities will burn, and white America will surely wake up to grave threats like mass immigration and minority mobs in time to defeat them.
On the other hand, if we do re-elect America’s worst and blackest president ever, he’ll have another four years to thoroughly fuck up our poor, beleaguered country with his racial socialism, rendering white America so demoralized, deracinated, and spiritually exhausted, it won’t be able to rouse itself in time to prevent an Hispanic majority from turning the USA into a colony of Mexico.
What Do You Think?
Unamusement Park wants to know! Do you, gentle reader, think we should re-elect America’s worst and blackest president ever, for four more years of Hope and Change and racial socialism? Leave your comments/hate speech below!