I REMAIN IN COMMAND OF ZIS BLOG AND ZE CROISSANTS CONTINUE TO FLOW
May 2nd, 2012 by Unamused
ZE QUEEN OF CROISSANTS! Huzzah!
Whereas ze TRAITOR Pouvoir Noir Pouvoir Blanc shall be chopped up into little tiny bits and fed to ze shark.
Do not be confused, you sillies, by ze recent postings of zis pretender to ze throne, zis so-called “Unamusé”!
Do not t’ink for une minute zat ‘e may have sneakily sneaked out of ‘is prison cell by seducing ze slutty, slutty guards. Zey are not nearly as slutty as you ‘ave been led to believe. Zey would not go all ze way with me until ze second date!
I mean, euh… not’ing… hmmm.
Tra la la!
Ignore ze rumors zat ‘e ‘as per’aps eluded ze wild crocodiddle — crocodilli — crocadoo — um, ze t’ings zat are like ze alligators only more pointy in ze snout, and ze other assorted dangerous wildlifes lurking about in ze basement.
Certainly do not t’ink zat ‘e ‘as managed to ‘ack into the ‘ate Laboratory’s mainframe to upload ‘is silly-posts about ze urchins or ze Derb or whatever ‘e is on about zese days. Non non non, all of zose posts magnifique were ze creation of none other zan MOI, la Fille Francaise Gratuite!
And now… more news… DE FRANCE! Huzzah! Et huzzah encore!
“French polls: Sarkozy calls for tougher immigration laws” (30 Avril, 2012):
French President Nicolas Sarkozy called for tougher borders and a stronger national identity on Sunday and accused the left of petty slander as he struggled to catch up with his Socialist rival a week before a presidential runoff.
Sarkozy, who lags his centre-left challenger Francois Hollande by 10 points in opinion polls for the May 6 vote, hammered home a message aimed at the nearly one-in-five far-right voters whose support he needs to win a second term.
In a speech in the southern city of Toulouse, which was shaken in March when an Islamic gunman went on a shooting rampage, the conservative Sarkozy used the word “border” dozens of times as he stressed that love of one’s country should not be confused with “dangerous nationalist ideology”.
“Without borders there is no nation, there is no Republic, there is no civilisation,” Sarkozy told some 10,000 supporters. “We are not superior to others but we are different,” he said.
Bah. We ARE super-duper-superior to all ze other peoples! We are LE FRANCE!
Hollande took the moral high ground when he addressed some 22,000 Socialist voters at a simultaneous rally in Paris, saying he would not stoop to using such vote-garnering tactics.
“I want victory, but not at any price, not at the price of caricature and lies,” he said. “I want to win over the men and women who are angry, a hundred times yes, but compromise myself? A thousand times no.”
But you are a Communist piece-of-poo! Your entire life, it is a caricature and lies! You cannot stoop, you stoopid little man, when you are ze swamp monster lurking below ze surface of ze bog, bloop bloop!
Monsieur Auster writes:
[B]ased on this campaign video for French Socialist candidate François Hollande, with music provided by U.S. rappers, you’d think that 70 percent of the population of France is black. And they are not “assimilated” blacks. Indeed, the two main impressions the video conveys are the overwhelming blackness of France (which is of course fictitious but makes the French believe that they have no choice but to surrender to that ocean of nonwhiteness), and the overwhelming edginess, disorderliness, and non-Western quality of the blacks in France.
And in the midst of all this in-your-face blackness, there keeps popping up a milquetoast of a man named François Hollande, who is presented as the blacks’ tribune. He is their champion because he will lead the way to the blackification of France.
This is the French Socialist Party’s vision of their country.
Yawn. Okay, it is sleepytime pour moi, tra la la. A bientôt! Zzzzzzz