Zimmerman charged with “murder” of Trayvon Martin
Apr 11th, 2012 by Unamused
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Facing threats of mass violence from an uninformed and uninformable black underclass spurred on by race-baiting “civil rights” extortionists and the anti-white American media, Sanford police attempted to charge a white man with second-degree murder and first-degree racism for the self-defense shooting of President Obama’s adopted son, the perpetual eleven-year-old and potentially limitless “nigga” Trayvon Martin.
Unable to find such a shooter, police arrested and charged George Zimmerman instead.
“Eh, close enough,” declared one unqualified affirmative action hire of the Sanford Police Department when asked if the service of racial justice would require pre-trial skin-lightening treatments for the EVIL RACIST MURDERER, who is an honorary member of the same race as Hitler.
Hey, thanks, George Zimmerman. Your decisive action undoubtedly saved you from serious injury and probably saved the citizens of Sanford, FL — be they black, white, or “white” — from countless future burglaries, thefts, assaults, muggings, acts of vandalism, and other serious and petty crimes.
You made the world a little brighter when you took Trayvon out of it.
That said, I predict race riots. I therefore call upon all Unamusement Park readers to arm yourselves accordingly, especially white readers, who may be targeted on the basis of their race, and those living in black-majority neighborhoods (why?!).