Zimmerman charged with “murder” of Trayvon Martin
Apr 11th, 2012 by Unamused
Today’s top story is courtesy of the Washington Post, the Washington Examiner, and CBS Miami.
Unamusement Park proudly presents the diversified version.
To Kill a Mockingbird NO_LIMIT_NIGGA
Facing threats of mass violence from an uninformed and uninformable black underclass spurred on by race-baiting “civil rights” extortionists and the anti-white American media, Sanford police attempted to charge a white man with second-degree murder and first-degree racism for the self-defense shooting of President Obama’s adopted son, the perpetual eleven-year-old and potentially limitless “nigga” Trayvon Martin.
Unable to find such a shooter, police arrested and charged George Zimmerman instead.
“Eh, close enough,” declared one unqualified affirmative action hire of the Sanford Police Department when asked if the service of racial justice would require pre-trial skin-lightening treatments for the EVIL RACIST MURDERER, who is an honorary member of the same race as Hitler.
Due gratitude
Hey, thanks, George Zimmerman. Your decisive action undoubtedly saved you from serious injury and probably saved the citizens of Sanford, FL — be they black, white, or “white” — from countless future burglaries, thefts, assaults, muggings, acts of vandalism, and other serious and petty crimes.
You made the world a little brighter when you took Trayvon out of it.
That said, I predict race riots. I therefore call upon all Unamusement Park readers to arm yourselves accordingly, especially white readers, who may be targeted on the basis of their race, and those living in black-majority neighborhoods (why?!).
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Loved your version. LOL @ “Instead they arrested George Zimmerman.”
And your estimate of Trayvon’s future matches well with his reported possession of stolen jewelry, and his behavior as described by actual eyewitnesses on the actual night of 2/26.
Done & done.
Don’t forget it has now been determined that skittles and tea acts as a reverse aging drug causing 6 foot + thugs to shrink to adolescence proportions.
Large women everywhere are now cleaning all skittles and tea from convenience stores around the world.
Better get yours while you can!!!
Everything for Zimmerman now rests with jury selection. Just getting a couple of non-leftists on the jury won’t be enough; they have to get a few on who aren’t easy to intimidate.
I don’t live near any knots of Blacks, but I don’t envy anyone who does. Of course, it’s not a matter of luck. I moved to where I currently live partly because of the demographics. (One thing that’s odd about the area–I see few blacks but no black women. Just males between the ages of 10 and 40. Still, they’re the type that pull their pants up all the way, don’t swagger much, and don’t call out weird quasi-English taunts at passersby, probably because they are in such a small minority.)
What GZ needs on the jury are blue collar whites and Hispanics. What reactionaries who might be in the jury pool in that area need to do is present a passable SWPL emulation so as not to be tossed by the prosecution.
I feel that this has more to do with white people using weapons to protect themselves than it does about one dead No_Limit_Nigga. Much has been made about this little thug wannabe being unarmed but I would venture to guess that no one would say that Mike Tyson was unarmed if he didn’t have a knife or gun. No_Limit had two arms, and as far as we know he was using them to bash Zimmerman good enough to break his nose and gash the back of his head. The provocateurs could care less if Zimmerman was defending himself or not, or even if he would have died during or after the encounter, the agenda is set, and it’s been marketed to the masses, and Zimmerman loses, he’s the goat. This is mob action pure and simple and lady justice has taken the blinders off, seen the gangstas, and got the message loud and clear. I think Pontius Pilate had a similar decision to make about 2000 years ago.
Anyway, I feel that the provocateurs want all armed citizens to hesitate before they decide to protect themselves from these gangstas. Remember, that split second of hesitation in determining if I’ll have to live like Zimmerman or not, may make the difference between life and death. As for me I am going to err on the side of protecting myself and my family without a thought about consequences. Get a gun, get training, practice and stay away from stupid people.
Conner: It was that racist anti-immigrant anti-Hispanic Arizona Iced Tea. (Brewed in New York)
Straigt up boo.
Offtopic, I read at Takis that Ethiopian Israelis are ‘under-performing’ in schools there.
Chimp-out at 11:00.
“Get a gun, get training, practice and stay away from ‘niggas’.”
I wonder if something we armed race realists need to be contemplating is allowing ourselves to be rounded up on BS charges to satiate the mob if we have to defend ourselves?
Mind you we don’t know squat about the Zimmerman situation. It could turn out he was dead wrong and I’m not prepared to take a stand on that hill, but…?
What is the point of carrying to protect oneself if we find ourselves tossed in jail for the privilege? I worked in a jail, let’s just say White dudes don’t tend to fare so well and you can’t be armed.
Just a thought, anybody else thinking along these lines?
P.S. Mrs. The Man applied for her carry permit yesterday, Yay! I was pretty excited. And I’d like to remind the ladies that this gun is what we decided on for Mrs. The Man’s carry piece…
http://www.ruger.com/products/lc9/models.html
She loves it!
Also we just attended our second gun show here in Indy and if you think self defense shotguns and the like are too expensive I highly recommend hieing yourself to a gun show. You can get a stubbie Mossberg style shotgun or an automatic rifle like an AK or a M-16 type for about $600. We can’t afford one right now but we’re weighing which one we think might offer us better coverage in the event of SHTF scenario, which, honestly, our diverse apartment complex has been getting ominously quiet of late IFKWIMAITTYD!
Florida Special Prosecutor Angela B. Corey bypassed the grand jury which is unusual and charged him with murder 2 which will be hard to sell a jury. Most prosecutors would have charged him with manslaughter because its easier to convict. She’s either going for a home-run or knows she hasn’t got a case.
I stand by my prediction that the politicians are fast-tracking to get it over with ASAP. And they’re punting by taking it to trial. They’re leaving it up to unelected jurors in order to avoid the political consequences. Unless there’s some surprising evidence my money is still on acquittal. Time will tell.
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UA: You’re a brilliant writer. When I read the title I laughed so hard I spit vodka all over the monitor. Now, I’m going to have to pour another glass for breakfast.
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The Man: For $600 you could have a Keltec KSG. It may be Keltec but it worked for Zman. Or you could get an H&R Pardner or Maverick 88 for under $200. They’re owned by Remington and Mossberg, respectively. They’re the same design as the 870 and 500 but less expensive because the manufacture was outsourced.
@The Man
“I worked in a jail, let’s just say White dudes don’t tend to fare so well and you can’t be armed.”
What goes on in there regarding Whites? Spill the beans about what you know so others think before they act and know what to prepare for if they are to go.
Specifically: How to act around them.
I too want to thank George Zimmerman. He was man enough to stand his ground and not let some feral criminal beat his face into the ground and he did what any person faced with serious injury and a life threatening situation would have done in a similar situation, he ended that threat with his weapon.
I thank George Zimmerman again for not running, but he has once again stood his ground and turned himself in. He is not guilty of any crime. Why should he run? Now not only does George Zimmerman seek the justice that he deserves, so should all true Americans seek justice for George and for themselves.
First they came after George, then they will come after your guns, then they will come after you.
I thank George Zimmerman for standing his ground.
I want to apologize to GZ for the state of things being so that a civic minded man cannot get a break.
The holding of Zimmerman WITHOUT BAIL is a moral outrage. He turned himself in, for Christ’s sake!
It’s time to have marches in support of Zimmerman and the rule of law. I suggest people marching with (unloaded) long guns on slings over the shoulder, and signs like these:
STOP
THIS
RAIL
ROAD
SELF
DEFENSE
IS A
RIGHT
THUGS
ARE
NOT
SAINTS
IMPEACH
HOLDER
Unloaded weapons over the shoulder are not legally a threat, but the implication is obvious. The pols need to know that there are worse things than riots in the ghetto, and only the decency and forebearance of White people let them forget it even for a moment.
INMATE INFORMATION
Booking #: 201200004452
Name: GEORGE ZIMMERMAN
Date of Birth: 10/05/1983
Location: I
Arrested by: Seminole County Sheriff`s Office
Arrest Date: 04/11/2012 08:30:00 PM
1st Appearance: 04/12/12 13:30 – 2012001083CFA
Inmate may not be bailed.
ACCOUNT BALANCE
$41.16
THE CHARGES ARE
MURDER IN THE SECOND DEGREE
We accept cash (Exact Amount Only), cashier’s check or money order made payable
to Seminole County Sheriff’s Office. Also a Bail Bond may be posted utilizing a
Bail Agent. If this inmate has bonds for multiple counties, a separate check is
required for each county if payment will be by cashiers check or money order.
But all checks should still be made payable to Seminole County Sheriff’s Office
and “BOND ONLY” should be noted on the exterior of the envelope in the lower
left side.
When sending money for someone’s account it should be in the form of a cashier’s
check or money order made out in the name of the individual including their
booking number. “Deposit Only” should be noted on the exterior of the envelope
in the lower left side.
Mail letters or correspondence to:
John Polk Correctional Facility
Attn: (Inmate’s Name and Booking Number)
211 Bush Blvd. Sanford, FL 32773
Include inmate’s name and booking number on the envelope.
Freddie:
It’s no more than what you’d expect. Blacks and Hispanics exhibited strong racial solidarity, you F with one you F with all. Whites were always trying to prove how down they were with the brothers and the odd beating and rape didn’t seem to dissuade them from this suicidal behavior.
shoot, shovel, shut up
@The Man
“Whites were always trying to prove how down they were with the brothers and the odd beating and rape didn’t seem to dissuade them from this suicidal behavior.”
Holy shit are you serious? Were the rapes gang rapes? What do you mean down? Were they kowtowing, acting wiggery, trying to be friends, etc?
Unamused: you haven’t posted in too long a time.
That’s a Bad Unamused Kitty.
BAD KITTY !
Sincerely,
- Arturo
crimesofthetimes.com
Freddy:
I did 27 months in North Carolina, emerging mostly unscathed. I lost any and all respect for black people in there. They are animals, period. I’m a pretty big old boy, so I certainly did not have an appearance of weakness, but I still thought it wise to avoid interaction with the blacks as much as possible. In jail, I had the luxury of a private cell, and I rarely left it. The whites you meet in jail and prison are not the sort you associate with in private life, but there is protection in their numbers.
Shower with other whites. Never shower alone.
I’m in a quandary. I’m not sure what to get for a carry piece as I have huge hands. I’m just learning what I am doing, and when at the range, I am actually hitting reasonably close to where I aim. Not bad for an old man.
Two things, I worked at a jail not a prison. In prison I assume there is at least some racial solidarity. I was also in Colorado right outside Denver at the time and I would imagine a lot of the guys I dealt may have never known a Black person IRL. Black folks are not thick on the ground out West.
But yeah, White dudes were constantly trying to score points off other Whites and they usually ended up being assaulted in some way. It was pretty horrible and I’m sure was a part of the ‘coming to see’ process. As a blue collar guy I was never a true race Liberal but I grew up in a pretty white ‘burb outside Chicago and it just wasn’t on my radar at that point.
Grizz, I don’t have small hands, but not huge either, but I find the Springfield XD really comfortable. I assume you’ve tried a Glock type? And every gun company makes a slightly different flavor so just go to a good gun store and ask to hold different guns, you’ll know when it’s the right one, it’ll feel good, balanced, in your hand.
Thank you, The. I’ve been trying different firearms but nothing in the small size. Because I am brand new to firearms ownership and learning, I bought a Browning .22 semi-auomatic. A fun gun but far too big to use for carrying; I’m just using to to build technique.
I’ll keep looking. Thanks!
It’s a bit like pissing on a forest fire, but you can contact the media and complain about their biased coverage.
Or, if you have more time, find out which companies advertise with them, and send them nice letters saying that you’ll have to reconsider buying their products and services because of their “aid and support” for anti-white media.
Unamused, you may remember that I predicted race riots when I closed down “Century of Blood and Iron”.
The riots will be only the first step towards martial law and totalitarianism in the US. The Feds want it bad and the media are complicit. All it will take is ONE organized lynch mob of either negroes or fed up Whites. Politicians and media whores will immediately clamor for “protection of the American people” and we will get just that in the form of martial law, gun confiscations, abolition of the 1st amendment, etc.
Dissidents’ lives will become difficult.
Well-said, as usual, unamusementpark! Don’t forget: Justice for Daniel Adkins.
Thanks, JAY.
I do recall that you called it, Snow Walker. Just wait ’til summer…
I know, Arturo: I am indeed a bad kitteh. Let’s just say I was fleeing the country and it took a while to pack up the Hate Laboratory, the Discrimination Arboretum, the Vile Sea Otter Pen, etc. Obviously the Gratuitous French Girl was no help at all.
@The Man
Thanks.
@anon-Ex-Con
Thanks for the input.
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TRAYVON DIDN’T PULL A TRIGGER,
SO HE’s Not a N*GGER!
But Maybe GEORGE Z. Was trying
2 Steal TRAYVON’s SkittLes & IceTEA From Him b/c He Was HUNGRY!!