Please Kill Yourself, Alex Pareene (Part 3): the “White Hispanic” and the “No-Limit Nigga” (and the Pea)
Apr 16th, 2012 by Unamused
Welcome back to Please Kill Yourself, Alex Pareene: the Series.
Hispanics can be White, squeals Pareene in “Conservatives baffled at idea of white Hispanic people.” This is because he understands the difference between Latin-American and Mestizo, as well as the subjective but qualitatively different levels of genetic separation that characterize ethnicities as opposed to races.
It's been a while since we've seen you, Gratuitous Latin-American Girl Mathematician.
Just kidding. Pareene, prick that he is, tosses out this meaningless distinction between ethnicity and race because calling George Zimmerman a “white Hispanic” enables the media to characterize the shooter of Trayvon “NO_LIMIT_NIGGA” Martin as a racist evil White person. Redundant, I know.
Now let us consider further this matter of the “limitless nigga.”
Occasional Discourse on the Limitless Nigga Question
In “Why Rush Limbaugh and the right turned on Trayvon Martin,” Pareene discovers that “toxic racial resentment is one of the most powerful driving forces behind contemporary right-wing populism.” Damn right it is!
Oh, he meant the mythical White toxic racial resentment of everyone else, rather than the other way around.
“Of course,” notes Pareene, “at the root of the most noxious material from the far right is simple racism — the sincere belief that if a black kid got shot, he probably had it coming.”
Since my distinguished opponent likes his “racism” simple, I will be blunt. Statistically speaking, if a grown man like Trayvon Martin — meaning with all the relevant behavioral traits of this self-professed “no limit nigga” — gets shot, then yeah, there’s a good chance he had it coming.
In this imperfect world in which we live, it is indeed possible to have it coming, and so-called “limitless niggas,” basically by definition, have chosen to specialize in the having of it coming.
In Pareene’s mind, on the other hand, all Black people are saints and scholars, and to think otherwise is “simple racism.”
Which of these is a crazy thing to believe? HmmmmMMMMMMMAAAAAUUUGH WHAT THE F&$% —
I'm sorry you had to see that, but you MUST understand.
That was horrible.
Obama’s theoretical children run amok; scores dead
In “A win for social justice,” Pareene manages to outdo himself yet again.
Sad to say, President Obama cued the crazy race baiters when he made his restrained comment, “If I had a son, he’d look like Trayvon.” Deadbeat grifter and racial provocateur Newt Gingrich insisted that meant the president wouldn’t have cared if a white child was gunned down, which is crazy.
Craziness indeed. What’s that crazy racist Gingrich suggesting? That the President didn’t care when this White child was burned alive by two more of Obama’s potential sons?
“This is what you deserve,” the two madcap gasoline enthusiasts allegedly remarked. “You get what you deserve, white boy.”
No, no, I’m sure Obama made some really thoughtful and restrained comment on the matter, and I just missed it somehow. I mean, it’s not like the President’s interest in the Trayvon Martin case is (a) based on Black racial solidarity and Obama’s identification with his African half, and/or (b) actual race baiting, in an election year, by a president who got at least 95% of the Black vote the first time around. Because that would mean Obama was about as far from “post-racial” as pissing on an electric fence is from a blowjob.
Or whatever. Insert simile here.
Setting aside the craze-tastic cross-burning Gingrich, it is nevertheless curious that I again failed to register Obama’s deep humanitarian concern when 85-year-old Nancy Strait (White) was raped and beaten to death by another one of the President’s hypothetical offspring, who also shot her 90-year-old husband Bob (White) in the face with a BB gun, presumably because it seemed like it would be fun.
And I’m positive Obama forgot to issue a statement when 17-year-old Shawn Tyson, another of the President’s conjectural progeny, shot and killed James Kouzaris and James Cooper (both White) as they pleaded for their lives. Apparently they told Tyson they didn’t have any money, and he didn’t like that, and… well, obviously he shot them in the head. Their corpses were found shirtless and with their pants pulled down.
It probably slipped the President’s mind.
That must also be why Obama didn’t rouse himself overly much when a White child named Kelli O’Laughlin was brutally stabbed to death in the neck, back, and chest with an 8-inch carving knife by a paroled “habitual criminal who has been in prison for 17 of the last 20 years” — yes, he too is among the President’s suppositional male descendants — who then used the girl’s cellphone to send “taunting and disturbing” text messages to her mother, which is how the criminal mastermind got caught.
Don’t worry, though: it was just “a burglary gone terribly wrong.” Yep, one of those “botched burglaries” I hear about so much these days.
Oh, in case you were not aware, “[serious crime] gone wrong” is the mainstream media’s special secret code for the brutal murder of White people (specifically) by Black people (specifically) for no good reason. That’s what “a botched robbery” or “a rape gone wrong” refers to.
Hey, wait a minute. The President also didn’t seem to care when — oh, who cares. Just kill yourself, Alex Pareene.
Everyone else: buy a gun.
Great series!
Unamused,
This series is awesome. I’d love it if you got around to dealing with this piece of intellectual garbage:
http://www.php6.salon.com/2012/04/16/is_the_right_really_breaking_up_with_its_racists/singleton/
The good stuff comes in the section that starts with “The “race and IQ” controversy is largely a lot of bullshit.” Do tell Alex? My favorite is when he confidently asserts that “Race itself is socially and culturally constructed” — he even links to a book review of a couple of books that I wasn’t previously aware of but sound like they were written by scientists whose sole purpose in life was to confuse the general public about race, rather than educate. Sadly, those scientists are now succeeding — witness Alex’s lame link. I mean, has no one read Neven Sesardic’s famous paper?!
Yes indeed, Fake Herzog. B.B. also brought it to my attention. Thanks.
Fake Herzog said:
My favorite is when he confidently asserts that “Race itself is socially and culturally constructed” — he even links to a book review of a couple of books that I wasn’t previously aware of but sound like they were written by scientists whose sole purpose in life was to confuse the general public about race, rather than educate.
Jerry Coyne (who is not a hereditarian by the way) thought the review as “tendentious” and an attempt to have “political correctness imposed on biological reality”.
I’ve tried to point out to my liberal friends, in so many words, that if they make inequality “unacceptable” they are basically forfeiting the battle in the long run. But then I realized, who cares? One shouldn’t look a gift horse in the mouth!
My favorite is when he confidently asserts that “Race itself is socially and culturally constructed”
He’d better phone up the World Marrow Donor Association tout de suite to let them know they’re wasting their time searching for exact racial matches. Sure, their medical professionals may believe that your body will reject bone marrow that doesn’t come from someone with your exact racial profile. But Pareene knows the truth–those doctors are laboring under a ‘noxious’ and ‘toxic’ delusion, and need to be re-educated at once. Their phone number in Leiden is +31-71-5685366. Go to it, Pareene!
Pareene can grow out his peach fuzz, wear buddy holly glasses and pretend to be a hipster all he wants. The boy still isn’t going to get any poon.
destructure said:
Pareene can grow out his peach fuzz, wear buddy holly glasses and pretend to be a hipster all he wants. The boy still isn’t going to get any poon.
Pareene isn’t without his conquests. In fact it seems he has conquered the territory of another man. Wouldn’t this be considered alpha behavior?
A lot of these same points are made by (black) economist Walter E. Williams in this column:
http://lubbockonline.com/editorial-columnists/2012-04-16/williams-media-race-hustlers-exploit-some-crimes-ignore-others#.T41Vw9V2T-I
Example: “None of those black-on-white atrocities made anywhere near the news that the Trayvon Martin case made, and it’s deliberate.”
Unamused, glad to see you back with all these excellent posts in quick succession. During the preceding post drought I even began to wonder if there are other sites on the web from which one can get ones fill of kitties and gratuitous girls.
Regarding white Hispanics; yes they exist but Zimmerman obviously ain’t one.
(Is that a correct use of a semicolon? Never could get the hang of those.)
Speaking of having it coming, that is the first time I have ever seen someone make a beard look effeminate. By the way, after subjecting us to that most herbaceous visage, I think we deserved some more eye candy to soften the blow.
Is anyone else perversely compelled to wonder, upon looking at Gratuitous Latin-American Girl Mathematician’s picture, if they could snap her arm with a quick twist?
Opened the dictionary to Douchebag. Found the same image of Pareene.
Is there a coffeeshop on Delmar Loop that this pussy lives in?
BB asks, “Wouldn’t this be considered alpha behavior?”
No. Stealing a slutty geek girl whose repeatedly cheated on her dorky husband doesn’t make him “alpha”. It just makes him pathetic.
I don’t care whether or not he’s a (so-called) “alpha”.
I don’t even care whether or not he’s a piece of shit hipster douchebag.
I only care that he’s wrong.
What happened to the 50 year old white guy who got his head bashed in with a hammer by two blacks a few miles from where Trayvon was killed? Is he still on life support? This has vanished from the news, conveniently. I guess if the guy is now brain dead we won’t hear anything more.
Alpha is killing the Jody who fucks with you.
Here’s what Amanda Marcotte has to say about Zimmerman.
“Well, I have to point out that it’s conservatives, who are much more likely to not only be religious but to think that religion should be pushed on people for their own good, who are currently supporting a legal right to run around in the streets gunning people down for no other reason than you find their skin color to be darker than what you prefer around these parts.”
One day, Whites will rule our own world again. In this glorious Alabaster Age, I shall be the High Lady Judge of Things That Must Be Judged.
I shall not condemn filthy little vile genetic mutations like Pareene to Eternal Rest, in their grave. Oh no – I shall sentence creatures like these Pareene’s to dwell among the Trayvons.
Let the Trayvons do as they wilt.
Let’s have at least one more Gratuitous Latin-American Girl Mathematician!
You got my Mestizo all fired up.
#16 — Good Lord, but liberals are imbeciles. Not only are liberals wrong about pretty much everything, but their line of supposed “thought” is entirely thoughtless and without a shred of even basic reasoning.
There are about 35 different ways to pick apart Marcotte’s remark. As a five-finger exercise, try to destroy it two separate ways. It’ll keep ya sharp.
Oh God, I had forgotten about Amanda Marcotte. If Unamused is concerned with Alex Pareene, he should really look up this gal. She’s a hateful, vile, extremist, feminist. Wanted to castrate the Duke LaCrosse players and never backed down in the face of overwhelming evidence of their innocence. John Edwards hired her for his campaign but he had to dump her she was so bad. But, hey, she’s a respected member of the media, now. Time loves her. She writes for Slate and the Guardian.
The scary thing is, there are legions of hateful people in their 20′s and 30′s like this around on the left. As a baby boomer, I don’t remember people like this involved in previous idealogical wars. They’re Stalinists. They have no regard for the First Amendment like many of the leftists of old. They’d just as soon put us in the gulag or worse. Do not doubt it.
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I don’t know why people can’t just accept that “White” applies to an ethnic–the diaspora of Europe–and not a race. Define it any other way and it leads to absurdities.
@oscar the grinch
Yes! Exactly! I have a much worse insult than ‘racist.’ It’s ‘incorrect.’
Principle: most insults are projection. Let’s see if it holds up here.
“toxic racial resentment is one of the most powerful driving forces behind contemporary [progressivism.]” Not exactly, proggies resent the middle class. Close enough for me, though, as they take white people as a synecdoche of the middle class.
“at the root of the most noxious material from the far [left] is simple racism — the sincere belief that if a [white] kid got [charged with 2nd degree murder/head beaten on the sidewalk], he probably had it coming” The basic reason for projection is narcissism. If you can’t imagine any real person but yourself, then the world must be filled with copies of yourself.
That said, I can find ways he’s right, too.
The British have this wonderful dynamic. We attack someone and try to oppress them. They lose. We do terrible things. We feel guilty about these things. Then, we attribute the pain of the guilt to the victim. And do even more terrible things as punishment. Then feel guilty…
You can even see this in interpersonal relationships. Please note that I’m speaking mathematically – I’m saying British, not only British. I’m simply ignorant of what other countries feel about their victories in war. (God, what would Canada’s people do if it won a war of conquest? Make cookies?)
I’m actually kind of annoyed with this series, I had previously been totally unaware that Alex Pareene even existed.
Next thing you know, someone will say that the NO_LIMIT_NIGGA was good at programming because he formatted his nickname just like a Java or C constant.
Great stuff, naturally; but you’re wasting your time with this turd though: these foul-mouthed pareens are dime a dozen. Sometimes I think their reason being is to simply distract, since if they manage to keep guys like you talking about them, guys like you won’t have time to produce more of those fact-based, scientific flyers (and similar). Just my $.2 .
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Harold wrote:
::Regarding white Hispanics; yes they exist but Zimmerman
:: obviously ain’t one.
::(Is that a correct use of a semicolon? Never could get the
:: hang of those.)
No it isn’t: you need a colon or an m-dash. Like in “Regarding white Hispanics: yes they exist, but Zimmerman obviously ain’t one.” or “Regarding white Hispanics — yes they exist, but Zimmerman obviously ain’t one.”
(Also notice a comma I added before the “but”; that is due to the fact there are two different statement with their own subjects and predicates: “they exist” and “Zim isn’t”)
Michelle Obama, April 17, 2012:
“This president has brought us out of the dark and into the light.”
to reduce black crime: lock up more black criminals (until we reduce their rate = to whites).
blacks complain about racist crack cocaine laws: the exact opposite situation occurs with people locked up for meth – they are mainly WHITE – how come that’s not exposed by the media?
OT—Anyone know what has happened to chimpout.com? They’ve been offline for a day or so now. Wondering if TPTB shut them down or is there some other problem. Any information is appreciated.
Alex Pareene is a [Jew]
He looks like a pole smoker.
I read on n*ggermania that they have been attacked (DoS). They do stay online somehow. I think Chimpout (as well as AWB’s and Intolerant’s blogs) might also have been hit and succumbed. I’m sure they’ll be back though. Stuff like that happens all the time: after all, how will the pareenes of this world operate if truth is also available? They only thrive when they possess a totalitarian control of the intellectual sphere. Free speech for them is like silver to vampires. Therefore, do what you can, set up your own blog/forum, toss a couple of bucks to others who run forums, etc. Help along with what you can – and most importantly, perhaps, write articles yourself. Content is what matters; how to post it is secondary these days.
Unamused..you can remove this post..
a note to point out yr typo:
It’s been a while [seen] we’ve seen you, Gratuitous Latin-American Girl
[U: thanks!]
You know what I never understood? The whole “robbery gone wrong” phrase that gets passed around in the media. As if robbery can go “right.” Yeah, I guess they go “right” if you just quietly hand over your belongings and dignity to youths, which is what SWPLs would have us do if it weren’t for those damn “vigilante laws!”
“Rape gone wrong” is even stranger.
P.S. Rule for semi-colons: They separate two short sentences that “belong” together, such as “Those hipster twits are annoying; they think WHITE racism is the problem.”
If it’s a clause that has too big a “pause” following it to use a comma, you can use a colon and a capital, as in: Here’s the problem with hipster twits: They think it’s still 1962 and every man is Bull Connor.
P.S. I adore this website. It wipes the floor with those left-weenie pseudo-intellectual bloggers who think they can out-write and out-snark realists.
Fuwue
I think it means that George Zimmerman disturbed Trayvon Martin while he was, er, looking for Skittles. In houses rather than a local 7-11.