PC-to-English dictionary: human nature
Jan 8th, 2012 by Unamused
human nature (noun)
- A supposed set of allegedly immutable, ostensibly biological constraints on human behavior, which supposedly limit what we can feel, think, choose, imagine, and accomplish in our finite time on this Earth. Scientifically invalid. Along with ignorance and general stupidity, used to justify and excuse racism, sexism, homophobia, welfare reform, and all the other awful things conservatives believe in.
- The established set of clearly immutable, obviously biological constraints on human behavior, which do absolutely nothing except make babies gay. Scientifically valid. Along with bisexual penguins and intersex sea slugs, it provides the scientific and moral foundation for homosexual marriage, women trapped in men’s bodies, sex changes for eight-year-olds, dolphin fucking, and all the other wonderful things progressives believe in.