Happy New Year! Kicking off year two of Unamusement Park
Jan 2nd, 2012 by Unamused
Happy New Year! Let’s hope 2012 is better than 2011 — or, failing that, so much worse than 2011 that it brings the whole damn system crumbling down, so we can start over.
As Thomas Jefferson once said: “I hold it, that a little rebellion, now and then, is a good thing, and as necessary in the political world as storms in the physical.”
I have some brief announcements.
First, thank you to everyone who dropped by, especially those of you who left a comment. We’ve had well over 400,000 visits and 4,000 comments since the ‘Park began on January 22, 2011.
Second, I am in the process of introducing an exciting new post categorization system. In the sidebar on the right, under “Categories,” you will now find such things as “SPLC” (all posts about the SPLC, obviously) nested under “Anti-White,” where it belongs; my posts on black mob violence in Chicago under both “Crime in Chicago” and “Black Mob Violence,” both nested under “Crime”; and all by itself, the newly introduced “PC-to-English Dictionary.” The new system should make it much easier to find everything I’ve written on a given subject, and to follow our many ongoing series.
There are, as yet, no categories for silly kittens, slutty forest faeries or gratuitous French girls.
Commenters of note
Here, in no particular order, are thirty of the most interesting and entertaining and clever and staunch and sexually gifted commenters of 2011, each with a totally out-of-context quote!
- flavia: “Let’s go fix the world guys!”
- Stonelifter: “It’s time for White men to shave their heads and grow beards.”
- 10mm AUTO: “In a very real sense, we are the mice in Aesop’s fables voting as to how to bell the Cat.”
- Leonard: “Perhaps we could vote for our new Chinese overlords?”
- Rollory: “This is clearly all a Jewish plot to make people suspect Jewish plots.”
- Chuck: “It’s a mistake to look at this nonsense solely in terms of stupidity.”
- Aaron: “Imagine there’s a child in a home where it is beaten and molested daily. Then it’s removed from this horrible household and put in a foster home where it’s beaten and molested, but only weekly.”
- countenance: “The damned jury thought I looked guilty because I was black.”
- hbd chick: “i’m gonna have to get racist on your *ss!”
- eugenicist: “A little hate crime will have a positive effect on campus.”
- Californian: “Let’s sing Kumbaya together with Morgan Freeman conducting.”
- Sheila: “Personally, the only thing I’d bring to an ‘Occupy Wall Street’ gathering is a machine gun.”
- The Man: “We quickly availed ourselves of a sweet Springfield Arms XD 9mm. I make a point of wearing it ostentatiously when taking out the trash or walking the cats.”
- Mary: “A Scottish Fold kitten! How adorable!”
- Kiwiguy: “I should probably point out that Norwegian women are rather hot.”
- Doug1: “The Portuguese weren’t all that hot.”
- Annie L.: “To me they always look like some kind of bizarre clown weapon.”
- AnalogMan: “People have sex.”
- Aoirthoir: “ONE TIME, and ONE TIME ONLY I made out with a woman when I was drunk. And at that time only because I was so drunk I could barely see.”
- Mucius Scaevola: “You should dig up the call girl prices somehow.”
- Evan: “Nothing textual will reach a 16-year-old girl in this context.”
- AmericanGoy: “You know what that forest faerie needs?”
- grerp: “She can’t come to dinner without hitting everyone up for money, throwing up and mooning the neighbors. And she is what everyone knows our family for.”
- Justin: “Kudos to you sir for highlighting an important aspect of modern society that more people should become aware of: the slut faerie art genre.”
- Dutchman: “What I saw upon opening the door to the men’s room would haunt me to this day.”
- rjp: “If I beat you to visiting it, you’re going to be vomiting all over my shit.”
- Olave d’Estienne: “It is starting to smell like a spilled bottle of affordably-priced cologne, but it’s still better than despair.”
- W74: “Cannibalism, child sacrifice, plenty of drugs, going into battle naked, dreams from the devil, blood, murder… it’s all pretty messy.”
- Fake Herzog: “I’d urge you to clean up some of your language on the blog.”
- Zimriel: “Hide your sheep.”
Have I forgotten anyone? I have, haven’t I? I’m sorry. I’m terrible.
Here is a lazy kitten.
Congrats and Happy New Year to you. Yes. This year is gonna suck.
“Hide your sheep” – a proverb for the ages.
Happy new year, Unamused.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4j8UAwlNcM&feature=fvst
I need to bring this video to your attention. It is of a rap star, Waka Flocka, joining with Obama in a race war. The video shows Obama being assassinated by a White operative, and Black soldiers joining with the surviving Obama to kill them.
This is alarming, please display this, or let me know what you think of this.
I posted the above video link, because I am, like the others, quite worried for the coming year 2012. Open dialogue on race issues will increase, but so will conflict. The above “rap” video presages this conflict (I apologize to all ears and eyes). I hope 2012 will be a year when race realists start to have a positive effect on society, even on black people. I worry there will be some stronger conflict. I certainly hope not. We mustn’t deny danger though.
What happened to The Man? He revived his blog for a while, then closed it down again. I wonder whether the lack of responses was a factor. The real reason for that was that his commenting software didn’t work, it was impossible to comment.
I’d love to ask him how one walks a cat. What is it with these White advocates and their cats? I’m a dog lover, myself.
Strength to your arm in 2012, Un. 400K hits in your first year is impressive. Keep up the good work.
Dewey,
Thanks for the link. It amuses me to think that Waka Flocka’s revolution will be over once it gets ‘cold n’ shit’.
How to easily defeat the black revolution
1. Attack the ghetto between 5:00 AM and 11:30 AM. Niggas be sleepin off the night before. I once had to file a police report in a ghetto police station. I headed over there at 8:00 AM and the streets were empty. Only a few older black women in hospital scrubs on their way to work.
2. To avoid messy street fighting, lay siege to the ghetto by barricading streets leading in and out. Then turn off power and water. Then wait a few days. The spooks will eat up everything in the corner stores. No lights, no power, no microwave, no orange drink. Wat a nigga ta do? Surrender.
Happy New Year!!! Here’s wishing you many more hits this upcoming year. May no ch*mp out go unturned. Yeah, son!!
I didn’t make the list even though I shared that I had four cats–not an easy feat for a woman trying to break down stereotypes! lol
All is forgiven, though. I’m new and hardly quotable.
I look forward to the changes and hope for a great New Year to you all!
Let me see if I can summarize the video, Dewey: frightening numbers of blacks fantasize that whites at all levels of power — from the dumbest of hicks to the President’s advisers — are conspiring to kill blacks, simply because they are black, and possibly because they are (apparently…) so successful (i.e., “uppity”). But they cannot succeed, because whites — I mean, uh, “racists” — are stupid. Then the proud black warriors rise up and kill all the “racists” (with weapons they could never have invented) so that the world can live in peace.
I noticed that while the black “soldiers” are doing their best to imitate (not to say “ape”) the sort of combat tactics white armies invented (as opposed to the sort of combat tactics actual African armies specialize in, such as human sacrifice, child rape, cannibalism and magic spells), they end up fighting like a bunch of ghetto thugs anyway, aimlessly spraying bullets around, wandering out into the open — uh, bringing whores to the battle…
That might be why, AnalogMan. I did point out the commenting problem to him. The other reason he might have stopped is because of the impending schism/shooting war between pro-cat and pro-dog white activists.
In which EMD will be Cat Commander.
Thanks, unamused, that makes good sense. I’m sure elite blacks don’t want this nonsense anymore than whites. I don’t mean to be Dewey Downer on this whole issue. It’s great we can finally talk openly about race!
Without the humor and the lolcats, this idea and our mood would die. And the cute French girls.
Here, here is a cat with elegant jewelry to rebrighten the mood:
http://sunaj-home.org/gallery2/main.php?g2_itemId=398
(disappears back into lurkage)
Unamused
Ah, yes; masturbatory apocalyptic. Check out The War Of The Sons Of Darkness Against The Sons of Light, aka the Battle Scroll, aka 1QM. The Dead Sea Scrolls are, generally, awful (Jubilees, anyone?) but this one was SO bad that even the other Essenes wouldn’t cite it.
On the trumpets for the assembly of the congregation they shall write, “The called of God.” (3) On the trumpets for the assembly of the chiefs they shall write, “The princes of God.” On the trumpets of the formaons they shall write, “The rule of God.” On the trumpets of the men of renown [they shall write], (4) “The heads of the congregation’s clans.”
On and on it goes. Because the priests will blow the trumpets and magically the Romans, or Greeks or whoever will be toppled that way. But don’t worry: When the slain have fallen, the priests shall continue blowing from afar and shall not enter (8) into the midst of the slain so as to be defiled by their unclean blood, for they are holy.
So yeah. Of course he’s bringing whores into the battle. Someone’s got to blow the, um, trumpets.
I guess I didn’t have a conclusion to the above, so here it is: the point of apocalyptic fantasy is not to wargame on how the faction might actually win. It’s about being true to yo’self. It’s about winning the war because you’re a true believer. And Obama is the black Messiah.
The Essenes were into trumpets and scripture and angels. Blacks, bless ‘em, seem to prefer curvy bitches. Personally, I tend to prefer the blacks’ preferences on this one… except that my skin tone and my, um, diverse ethnic background would not qualify me for “a place in the world to come” in their mindset.
I made the list? I used to think this place had class…
[unamused: why the damn hell kitties would you think that?]
@Dewey
Being from the mean streets of Flint, I’ve listened to Flaka on multiple occasions. The idea behind the video in your link is something I used to see in high school all the time. A propensity towards massive ego coupled with a lack of contextual comprehension makes Black people imagine themselves as total hardcore badasses in any given situation.
Whenever we would watch a movie about slavery in class, at least three Black kids would say something to the tune of, “I wou’na took dat shi’ — I take dat whip and whoop that nigga ass.” I’m sure that plenty of slaves revolted against their masters in such fashion, but EVERY Black kid in those classes claimed they would — and invariably could — beat their hypothetical slavemaster’s asses.
This extended to other situations, like students claiming that they would have just punched Hitler in the face and ended WWII themselves. Again, this was said with the kind of confidence you’d expect when interviewing Michael Phelps before a race against a legless midget. How a 17 year old would get TO Hitler was not of consequence. How a 17 year old would fist-fight an adult with military training was not of consequence.
Really, Waka Flaka’s video is just the Black version of Inglourious Basterds. It’s a beat-off fantasy in which a perceived victim group gets to totally pwn their oppressors. In what other universe can Waka Flaka *really* hope to go after guys who have the skills necessary to shoot down a presidential helicopter?
In what other universe can Waka Flaka *really* hope to go after guys who have the skills necessary to shoot down a presidential helicopter?
Battlefield Earth starring John Travolta based on the book by Elron Hubbard.
[Unamused: this is from View from the Right]
I made the list! It’s like this past year was worth it. …. I need to get out of Chicago …..
Dutchman: Attack the ghetto between 5:00 AM and 11:30 AM. Niggas be sleepin off the night before.
Some old Jewish people I know told me that is how to research a neighborhood to which you are considering moving.
To avoid messy street fighting, lay siege to the ghetto by barricading streets leading in and out.
“Liberal” Oak Park, Illinois did that to Chicago a long time ago, and the ghetto essentially dies at the city limit.
Here are two additions to my big list of awesome commenters (and their totally out-of-context quotes!):
31. EMD: “I didn’t make the list even though I shared that I had four cats.”
32. SOBL: “This kid is lucky because even in Florida in 1981, this kid would be dead and buried in a swamp.”
Happy New Year to Unamused and to all the fine readers of this inspired blog!
A great collection of quotations and I look forward to more fun and outrage in 2012 :-)
I made the list, Yay!
Analog: I was hacked multiple times and I got listed as an attack site, all presumably because I was writing about race realist topics, or not. Who knows!
It took me several months to get everything straightened out and by then I was so annoyed I decided to take a break from blogging for a bit. It can wear you out after a while.
FWIW I’m blogging there again.
Unamused: keep up the great work brother, you are kicking some ass ’round heah!
Welcome back, The Man. Great new site look.
I made the list!!!
Love the Stat analysis, dude. Thank you. Your Congo reports are fantastic as well. I makes me warm to know that for the rest of my life I will know where to get a really good fistula.
You’re very welcome, 10mm. Keep your powder dry.