Whiny blacks get heart attacks; whites react with lack of tact
Nov 26th, 2011 by Unamused
Hey, at least I didn’t rhyme eye with symmetry, like some people I could mention.
Normally, Unamusement Park avoids clichés like the plague, but allow me to indulge. When you’re in the business of promoting white rights and positive white identity (I say “business,” but of course we don’t actually get paid), good news is hard to come by, but very often the darkest hour is right before the dawn. Okay, I’m done now.
Let me explain.
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Hope for Chicago
Last summer, in late May and early June, whites and Asians in Chicago suffered over a week of continuous, brutal, senseless, racially motivated assaults and robberies by “packs” of “wild” blacks.
They stormed buses 15 at a time, beating white people with bottles and robbing them. Gangs of 15–20 ambushed white pedestrians and bicyclists, as well as a visiting Japanese oncologist. Smaller groups used pepper spray to disable their victims, mostly young white women, before beating and robbing them.
For over a week.
The media’s response was enlightening. You’re racist for noticing race, they shrieked. Race is not a factor in these black-on-white mob attacks, they hallucinated. We won’t report race until every black person is in a mob, they vowed. “Black” is to “criminal” as “Muslim” is to “terrorist,” they declared: no possible connection. Forget blacks, and start worrying about mobs of Seventh Day Adventists, they advised.
By the end of June, the white people of Chicago had finally had enough, and I was pleased to report that bit of good news in “Hope for Chicago: furious white people” (one of my favorite posts, for that reason).
Amy Schwartz’s 911 call (“There’s a fight breaking out on the beach because there’s nothing but animals covering this beach today. What the hell is going on?”) proved that Chicago’s black-on-white mob violence started as early as Memorial Day Weekend (May 28–29), but the politicians would have none of it (NBC, June 28).
Both [Police Superintendent] Garry McCarthy and [Mayor] Rahm Emanuel have said the people suffering from heat exhaustion was the only reason for closing the beach. A city spokesman says the violence calls were handled promptly, and deny there’s any attempt to spin the facts.
Outraged commenters called bullshit, and I am now pleased to announce that each of them, including Amy Schwartz, will belatedly (but hopefully not posthumously) receive Unamusement Park’s newly introduced Award for Race Realism in a Comment under Your Real Name.
Another study seeks racism, finds it
Speaking of race realism, commenter JJT alerted me to racial shenanigans in the comments on “Racism’s Mental Toll May Explain Some Health Disparities,” brought to you by ABC’s Good Morning America and something called HealthDay (“News for Healthier Living”).
Racism is similar to trauma in how it affects the mental health of black adults in the United States, a new analysis finds.
An examination of 66 previous studies that included more than 18,000 black adults concluded that there are common responses to both racism and trauma, including somatization (psychological distress that is expressed as physical pain), interpersonal sensitivity and anxiety. The more stressful the racism, the more likely a person was to report mental distress.
Apparently, black people who experience racism respond with — brace yourselves, this is disturbing stuff — “somatization (psychological distress that is expressed as physical pain), interpersonal sensitivity and anxiety.” Shockingly, such mental distress can also be caused by (actual, real-life, not made-up) trauma, like for example the horrific violence black people constantly inflict on white people and on one another (but more often white people).
Now I know we’re not supposed to think too hard — or at all — about the methodology of studies that claim to detect “racism” or “racial prejudice” (on the part of white people, obviously). Still, I can’t help but wonder, because — well, because I’m so raciss, obviously, but also because the so-called “anti-racists” have proven curiously reticent to back up their accusations of almost unimaginably vast and complex conspiracies of white racism with anything resembling solid evidence.
So. Professor. How did you do it?
“The relationship between perceived racism and self-reported depression and anxiety is quite robust, providing a reminder that experiences of racism may play an important role in the health disparities phenomenon,” study lead author Alex Pieterse from the University at Albany, State University of New York, said in an American Psychological Association news release. “For example, African Americans have higher rates of hypertension [high blood pressure], a serious condition that has been associated with stress and depression.”
Oh I see. “Perceived” racism. “Self-reported” depression and anxiety.
If I’m reading this correctly, black people who complain about racism also report feelings of stress. Remarkable. Truly remarkable. Is there no limit to the powers of social science research? Next they’ll be telling us fried chicken contributes to high blood pressure!
Oh, my mistake. Racism is to blame for high blood pressure, plus all the other “physical health disparities between blacks and other Americans of different races and ethnicities.”
Allow me to summarize the state of the art in racism research. Blacks have high blood pressure? Blame white people. Blacks abuse their children? Blame white people. A black Haitian raped you? Definitely blame white people.
Hope for everyone else
Take a look at some of the most popular comments on the article.
As a white person I have suffered enormously at the hands of blacks. They call me names and blame me for all of their shortcommings, They get the jobs that I apply for because they are black. They are chosen for scolarships that I cannot get because I am white. I could go on.
When will they do the study to see how whites are effected by racism perpetrated by Hispanics? I walked off my last job and was able to draw unemployment because I was considered to be justified in leaving due to racism, harassment, and a hostile working environment. The Mexicans supervisors were allowed to run roughshod over the non-Hispanic employees and they had two very different sets of rules depending upon whether or not you spoke Spanish.
is this just another excuse for talking loudly during a movie?
Must be a slow news day…When the media isn’t trying to start a class war, they shift to race…Nothing to see here folks.
How come nobody ever speaks of when blacks are being the racists?
Some clown named “Wacky” offers this in response: “When whites are slaves, picking the cotton in the field and removed of their rights… then we’ll talk about blacks being racists.” Katie replies:
Wacky, the African people sold out their own people — the White man didn’t go chasing them about the jungle — they were traded for goods by their brothers and sisters. Every race has been a slave at some point and time, and they’ve done less whining. I’ve been treated poorly due to my race in many occasions – just because you’re white doesn’t mean you’re immune to racism, and just because you’re white doesn’t mean you’re automatically a racist either. You can’t go down a predominately African American neighbor hood where I live without getting your life threatened; if you’re white you’d be lucky to make it out unscathed. Fortunately for blacks, the same can’t be said for an African American who walks down a predominately white neighbor hood (no one bothers with anyone.) Not racist, it’s just the way things are.
I get very stressed out from being called a racist just because of my skin color…….
Are you effing kidding me with this article?????????
150 years ago slavery ended why are white people being taxed to support FREED PEOPLE.
GET THEM OFF WELFARE AND MAKE THEM AS EQUAL AS ANY OTHER WORKING SLOB.
FREE PEOPLE DO NOT NEED THE GOVERNMENT TO CREATE SPECIAL PROGRAMS FOR THEM.
BLACKS ARE THE RACISTS. NOT THE WHITES.
Yes please continue using the term “perceived racism” because that is TOTALLY APPROPRIATE. 9 times out of ten, claims of racism are nothing more than a scape goat used to avert attention away from the real problem….which isn’t race. I won’t judge you on your race, religion, skin color or physical appearance but I WILL judge you on your lack of character, couthe, intelligence, manners or class. Racism is still alive and well today because black Americans keep it that way. I guess you always need something or someone to blame besides yourself huh? It’s about time you wake up and take responsibility for who you are as a person and stop blaming your skin color every time something doesn’t go your way. Next thing you know people are going to want MORE compensation for this PERCEIVED racism.
It has been my experience that blacks are the worst racist you will ever see. They play the race card while they snicker under their breath. It is a game for them and they will not hesitate to harm a white as long as no one is looking.
The demographic that experiences the most racism and discrimination in America: Young, white, healthy, straight, males. Not only legal, but encouraged via a reward system for everyone else when it comes to employment, school admissions, and scholarship/grant opportunities. THAT is the reality.
When you bring up a subject about blacks and hypertension, when do you get to the part where FOOD and the crap that they consume, come into play?
Which is something that this article does not mention, at all.
Racism can, in this instance, just be a convenient excuse for self-imposed health problems of NOT eating right and NOT getting proper exercise.
I know FAR too many obese black people with all sorts of related health issues, who will LITERALLY, consume all types of low quality, fast food type of garbage and NEVER exercise.
When this is your daily routine, what do you THINK is going to be the result?
They should make these health conscious adjustments, FIRST, before making this a topic for playing THAT card.
I know, you can just follow the link and find them yourselves. I just enjoy these comments so much, I want to preserve them here for posterity. Still, that’s probably enough.
Black man paid to find racism, finds it
Predictably, the study’s lead author, Alex Pieterse, is African-American himself. On his website, he lists the following research interests:
- “Racism, Racial Identity and health”
- “Racial-Cultural Variables Counseling Psychology Training”
- “Anti-racism & Social Justice”
- “Self-Awareness and Counselor/Therapist Development”
I think it’s fair to say the man’s entire career is based on blacks’ obsession with their own blackness (also known as “racial identity,” unless whites do it, in which case it’s “white supremacy”) and how awful whites are to them (also known as “racism,” unless whites are the victims, in which case it’s… well, not reported, and you’re racist for even noticing it — jerk). Remarkably, this man, whose livelihood depends on the continued existence of systemic white racism, continues to uncover evidence (of a sort…) that white racism is still a huge problem!
Therefore, we must, of course, continue to fund his “research” into “anti-racism” and “social justice,” such as this 2009 contribution to humanity’s growing body of anti-white propaganda — I mean, knowledge: “Racism, white supremacy, and resistance: Contextualizing Black American experiences,” in something called the Handbook of African American Psychology. Brilliant stuff, I’m sure.
Notice how he always capitalizes “black,” but never “white.” Seems almost… raciss.
Sauce on a goose
I look forward to the Journal of Counseling Psychology publishing a study on the other link between black mental health and white racism, a sort of counterpart to Alex Pieterse’s “Perceived racism and mental health among Black American adults: A meta-analytic review.”
This study would investigate whether or not white people think less of black people — in social science terminology, “become racist” — after they observe that black people frequently become violently crazy for absolutely no reason. Call it “Racism due to a perceived lack of mental health among black American adults: A meta-analytic review of chimp-outs.”
Could this, too, be contributing to “physical health disparities between blacks and other Americans of different races and ethnicities,” such as the well-known hand and foot pain experienced by blacks after they brutally assault random white people and smash their faces in while laughing hysterically? Let’s find out!
Ask Thomas Fitzgerald, a white victim of a black mob in Philadelphia in June 2009. (I’ve diversified these stories for you, meaning I’ve un-eraced them, putting obvious racial information back into the mainstream media’s race-less accounts of blacks doing bad things.)
“He said, ‘Yo, look at his head,'” Houdeshell testified, referring to Lyde [black] watching Fitzgerald’s head twitch and bounce on the car’s hood. “He seemed kind of entertained by the situation.” …
Sharon Frohlick testified that she saw a black man grab the strap of Fitzgerald’s backpack and yank him from his bike.
Frohlick said the black assailant threw Fitzgerald on the hood of a parked car and punched him in the face. Seven or eight others (all black) joined in, punching and kicking him as he slid to the ground while other black spectators cheered.
Ask Anna Taylor, a white victim of a black mob in Philadelphia in March 2010.
About 11 p.m. a 27-year-old woman was walking on South near 15th when a large group of male and female black juveniles ganged up on her, kicking and punching her until she fell to the ground, where they continued to kick her in the face and head.
The blow that Taylor absorbed was so powerful that she lost a front tooth and its root, and the roots of nearby teeth still may die, her dentist told her. The punch also split her upper lip so severely that much of it was hanging from her face and she was unable to speak, Taylor said.
Taylor’s mother, Peggy, a Germantown social worker, said her daughter needed so many stitches inside and outside her mouth at Hahnemann University Hospital after the assault that “we just couldn’t count them.”
[T]he young black man who hit Taylor was laughing as he punched her and said, “Bam, there’s another one,” according to Taylor. “It was frightening.”
Ask Carter Strange, or pretty much anyone else in Columbia, SC. Ask the white residents of Riverwest, Milwaukee. Ask the victims of the black lynch mob at the Wisconsin State Fair. (We know they were white, because the SPLC refused to report it.) Ask the people of Wisconsin. Ask the families of Florida’s dead white cops.
Ask Jimmy LaSalvia, the gay conservative who stops black thugs with the power of his imagination. Ask Emily Guendelsberger — actually, on second thought, don’t. She’ll just tell you it’s “creepy racist bullshit.”
Go ahead, ask them. Then you can tell me all about how black people had their feelings hurt by those mean ol’ wacists.
Unamusement Park fails to exhibit racial sensitivity
I offer my own, small contribution to psychological distress, interpersonal sensitivity, depression, anxiety, and hypertension in black people.
Dear black people,
We don’t know if you’re aware, but we recently discovered that it is not, in fact, racist to point out that black people are crazy, you fuck everything up, and you can’t have fun or celebrate or do anything or even be in the same place for more than a few minutes without someone getting shot or stabbed or just savagely beaten. Very often, that someone is white.
Imagine our surprise.
Indeed, we have noticed — and occasionally, quietly observed — that you invariably behave like wild animals (not racism, just an analogy) whenever large numbers of you are allowed to congregate without strict supervision. We gave you the benefit of the doubt, and ample opportunity to improve, but have finally concluded that this is an innate, evolved feature of the African races, which you will never outgrow.
Therefore we are resolved to stay the hell away from you.
We are turning over to you several regions of the (former) United States of America, including Detroit, New Orleans, Oakland, New York, Baltimore, Cleveland, Philadelphia, Chicago, Milwaukee, and the alley behind my apartment building where you sell your drugs, which shall now comprise the new “United States of Black America,” and which you are free to fuck up with your poverty and violence and illegitimate children and low IQs — a sort of backyard Liberia, if you will — while we repair the damage you’ve already done to what shall now be known as the “United States of White America.”
It’s a nice neighborhood. Very low crime.
PS Kindly stay the fuck out of our shiny new country with its extremely lax gun control laws. Thank you.