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Talking about race (part 1)

Previously on “Talking about race”: introduction. Tonight I am reminded of the wise words of Ralph Waldo Emerson, the great American essayist, poet, and champion of individualism (according to Wikipedia): I will not hide my tastes or aversions. … If you are true, but not in the same truth with me, cleave to your companions; […]

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Guest poster “1951” has created no less than five flyers to support his “proud to be white” campaign, which promotes what he calls the “Three Truths”: white people exist, white people have the right to exist, and white people have the right to exist as white people. After all, as 1951 explains in a follow-up […]

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Welcome back to the jungle. Last time, we held our noses, tried to hold our lunches, and took a queasy look at life (short and miserable) and love (nonconsensual) in the Democratic Republic of the Congo: airborne crocodiles crashing planes; penis theft by gold-ringed sorcerers; the protective powers of Pygmy sodomy; Congolese military tactics, with […]

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What the heck are those wacky Congolese up to, anyway? It’s a question we’ve all asked ourselves, four or five hundred times. Today, Unamusement Park sets out into the jungle in search of answers. And maybe some blood diamonds, too. Warning: This series, like all ‘Park content, is extremely “racist,” meaning we find out facts […]

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Unamusement Park’s very first guest post is brought to you by… someone who would like to remain anonymous. This is the same person responsible for a recent outstanding comment. Without further ado, I present his or her post. Dear Unamused: I love your website, and I read it every day. I think you are doing […]

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Ladies and gentlemen, sluts and forest faeries: Good evening, and welcome to the first (and quite possibly last) surprise midnight vacation edition of that mildly popular ongoing thought crime, the “Unamusement Park,” brought to you tonight from the top of a pine tree growing in the exact center of a small, circular, heavily bear-infested island […]

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Posting has been slow lately, slower than a sleepy sloth that dipped its paws in molasses, because I just moved, I have no Internet yet so I have to post from work, and furthermore I am about to go on vacation. When I get back, expect a long post on the Congo, of all things, […]

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The Milwaukee County Sheriff’s Department has released 911 audio from the mass lynching of innocent whites by racist blacks on August 4, opening night at the Wisconsin State Fair. Hear it at Today’s TMJ4, in “Authorities release 911 tapes of State Fair mob attacks.” Caller: “We’re outside State Fair and there’s a white guy getting […]

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This summer, Milwaukee, WI has suffered a series of racially motivated black-on-white mob attacks. Local police and media were forced to address the problem after the July 3 mob, when 50–60 black teens looted a gas station, then assaulted and brutally beat 15–20 innocent white people while laughing, throwing full beer bottles, and using racial […]

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At a time of 15.9 percent black unemployment (twice the white rate), when single black women in their prime working years have a median net worth of $5 (compared to $42,600 for single white women) and mobs of hundreds of black youths roam our city streets assaulting random white people (see here, here and here […]

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