It’s official: the word “racist” is meaningless
May 19th, 2011 by Unamused
It’s official: the word “racist” is meaningless. Whenever someone calls me it (and they do, quite frequently), I feel… nothing. Absolutely goddamn nothing. I think I am supposed to feel
- embarrassed — presumably for believing what every right-thinking American believed until the middle of the twentieth century,
- guilty — presumably for having a functioning brain and sense organs with which to observe and understand the world, and/or
- afraid — presumably of their terrifying tears, their spine-chilling scientific illiteracy, and their petrifyingly poor grasp of English.
It’s not working. I can only conclude that at last, my metamorphosis is complete: from soft, cuddly liberal caterpillar to barbed, venomous reactionary death-butterfly.
Aw dang, I should have been a reactionary death-dragonfly. That would have been so much cooler. Well, too late now. No way am I getting back in the Hate Cocoon. It’s all… sticky. We might as well move on.
Who is it that keeps calling me “racist” in lieu of learning some facts and formulating an argument? Liberals, of course! Fucking liberals! Source of all that sucks! To be precise, fucking white-hating, fucking immigration-loving, fucking minority-worshiping fucking liberals and their fucking cult of fucking multiculturalism.
Clearly I need to come up with a better name for them — not that I don’t enjoy saying “fuck” six or seven times in every sentence. (I do.) How about “NAM-Boosting, Liberal, and Anti-white,” or NAMBLA? Nah, that’s offensive. Even pederasts don’t deserve to be associated with these Stupid, Liberal, Anti-White Bigots. Hey, wait a minute…
There are only two types of SLAWB: hopelessly stupid and hopelessly biased. You have to be one or both to believe the things SLAWBs believe:
- diversity is a strength
- race does not exist
- the Western world desperately needs more immigrants
- every culture is equally good (Western “culture” doesn’t count, as it comprises nothing more than football, processed cheese, and heterosexual white male privilege)
- white racial identity is racist
- non-white racial identity is wonderful
- mentioning or alluding to minorities in an unflattering way is racist
- refusal to feel guilty for being white is racist
- refusal to hate all white people is racist
- openly calling for the extermination of all white people is not racist
- any white person accused of racism by anyone is a racist
- anyone accusing a minority of racism is a racist — unless the accuser is a less racist minority (blacks < Muslims < Hispanics < American Indians << Asians << Jews), in which case the accused is the racist; or both are the same race (e.g. black vs. Uncle Tom), in which case whomever is least anti-white is the racist
- science, statistics, and common sense are racist if they do not support any of the aforementioned beliefs
- freedom of speech does not extend to questioning any of these beliefs (including this one), which is racist
- a racist (by any of the above criteria) is the worst thing you can possibly be, and the use of violence to suppress his or her “hate thoughts” — and I do mean thoughts, not just speech — is a legitimate political strategy to be encouraged, if not mandated by law
Neither type of SLAWB can be reasoned with. The hopelessly stupid SLAWB cannot understand, and the hopelessly biased SLAWB will not understand, or he will understand but pretend he does not understand because it profits him (e.g., Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, Jesse Jackson’s crazy son…).
Since they cannot be reasoned with, it is about time I stopped trying.
I have stopped trying
I mean it. I am done arguing with these morons and charlatans.
So now that I have stopped trying, what am I going to do with all my free time?
Well, I have decided to quit being a racist, turn in my white robes and Nazi memorabilia to the nearest Diversity Kiosk, and settle into life in the United States of Post-Racial America, where “anti-fascism” means “fascism,” “anti-racist” means “anti-white,” “diversity” means more blacks and Hispanics, and whites are an endangered species. I am abandoning conservative “hatred” (i.e., common sense) and embracing liberal “love” (i.e., hatred). Unamusement Park will now be 100 percent dedicated to kitties.
No, not really. What I am actually doing now is directing my hate energy toward three things:
- bringing reactionism — compassionate or otherwise — to a wider audience (minus the SLAWBs, who will never learn)
- producing material to help you (yes, you) do the same
- joining, promoting, and contributing to organizations of like-minded individuals
To that end, I have created a new category of links (see sidebar) for organizations I keep my eye on and, wherever possible, join. I am a member of Youth for Western Civilization and American Third Position, and a subscriber to American Renaissance. (If the FBI wasn’t tracking my credit card before, it is now.) None of these organizations are affiliated with Unamusement Park, and I won’t claim I agree with every single one of their positions, but as they say, compromise is the mother of… good… stuff.
You heard it here first: compromise is the mother of good stuff.