Another whiny black
Apr 29th, 2011 by Unamused
Over at Stuff Black People Don’t Like, I discovered that the Web Editor of the Onion (and semifinalist in the Blackest Name in America competition), Baratunde Rafiq Thurston, is crying like a baby because not everyone buys into the conventional liberal “wisdom” that any criticism of a black person is automatically racist.
It was during my viewing of this video that I began to cry. I thought of my ancestors, both direct and collective, who had fought and died so that I might be treated as an American.
Who are these presumably black “direct and collective” ancestors who fought and died for that poorly defined goal? Somehow I doubt we’ll find them in a history book.
I then thought of this fetid, smug, hate-filled, wealthy white man [it’s all about race and class to you people] taking credit for the release and yet still not being satisfied. It does not matter how long we’ve been in these United States. We will never be American.
Part of being American is not being a pathetic, whiny, race-baiting cry-baby.
So, tears in my eyes, pain in my heart and rage in my soul [lol], I composed this video message. More than written text, it comes close to expressing my full pain at witnessing a white man who was handed everything call the President of the United States (and me) a nigger.
Look, Baratunde: that is not what it sounds like when a white man, who was handed everything, calls the President of the United States (and you) a “nigger.” This is what it sounds like: “Hey, Barack Hussein Soetoro — I mean, Obama. Hey, Baratunde Rafiq Thurston. You’re niggers. Now go the fuck back to Kenya.”
See the difference? This Trump birther business is not racism, you little brat. It’s just a white man who dared to mildly criticize a black — a lying, un-American black. Now quit your bitching.