Hot white girls
Feb 18th, 2011 by Unamused
I got to quit drinking.
So it was coming up on Valentine’s Day and, being horny and looking forward to meeting some desperate women (I can smell them from miles away), I linked some girls in my post on white pride: Swedish, French, German, Italian, Canadian, and New Zealander, choosing white majority nations more or less at random. I ranked those countries by the number of clicks they got the next day:
- Italian, French, Canadian
- New Zealander
Interestingly enough, this is also my own personal ranking. Or it would be, if I wasn’t such a sucker for French girls and their je ne sais quoi’s and their voulez-vous couchez avec moi’s and their penchant pour les blowjobs (Fuck. Yes.), bumping them up above those sexy Italians and those maple-syrupy Canadians. The expanded ranking system goes like this:
- white girls, precedence given to France, Sweden, and Switzerland, followed by Germany and Italy, then anywhere but America, then America
- Middle Eastern girls
- Hispanic girls
- East Asian girls, as long as they’re not too Asian (you know what I mean)
- meh… Indian girls, I suppose
- uh… American Indian girls, I guess (scraping the barrel a bit here)
- black chicks/fatties
What can I say? I don’t find black girls attractive. Never have. This has led to some awkward conversations.
FRIEND: Check out that black girl. She’s cute.
UNAMUSED: Meh. I guess.
FRIEND: What are you talking about?
UNAMUSED: I don’t like black chicks.
FRIEND?: You’re such a racist.
UNAMUSED: Don’t make me lynch you.
FRIEND??: I’m… white.
UNAMUSED: I have the rope right here.
FRIEND???: But that doesn’t even —
UNAMUSED: Right. Here.
Most of my friends seem to think my preferences for women are racist. (Yet we’re still friends — what does that say about them? Fucking racists.) What’s the problem here? I discriminate against fat women, ugly women, old women (meaning over 29), stupid women, really smart women, annoying women, women who bore me, women who don’t put out (bitch), women who give it up too easily (whore), women who only look good when I’m wasted, women who don’t swallow, women who swallow too much (I have a phobia), women who taste funny, women who have slept with my friends (exception: women who have slept with my female friends), and women who aren’t white. Well excuse me for having standards.
I used to think that a man’s (well, man-child’s) preference for one kind of girl or another was off-limits for political correctness. Sadly, this is no longer the case. Setting aside the most egregious violations of this ancient unwritten law, like the fat acceptance movement and the casual heterophobia of the gay-feminist alliance, it seems to be unacceptable to say “I like girls with pale skin.” How is that worse than liking tan girls? I mean, sure, I go a little further, what with the fanatical bigotry and all, but the principle is the same.
I also don’t like black music, and have been known to shout words to that effect (“NO BLACK MUSIC”) at social gatherings. Not infrequently.
An anonymous commenter on Steve Sailer’s post on Portland writes:
Awesome, so how about this. Steve Sailer and his white nationalist readers can all migrate to Portland. We’ll get the 20% non-whites there to all agree to leave. From then on, Portland can become the white nationalist Utopia in America. Everyone else will agree that Portland should be 100% white. And finally, Steve Sailer will stop whining like a little bitch over and over and over again. He might even go back to working a normal job and doing something productive for society. Imagine that!
What a great idea! All the white people (plus the East Asians) who understand how much better off they would be without all these annoying (non-East Asian) minorities can go hang out in Portland! And if there’s too many of us, we can take a few other cities too, like New York, LA, Chicago, Pittsburgh, Miami, Austin… actually, you know what? It would be easier to just list the places minorities get to keep:
- South Central LA
- Indian reservations
- the alley behind my apartment where they sell their drugs
- federal prisons
- the White House (LOL jk)
Everything else is ours.
On a serious note, I pray for the day when white people will actually treat minorities the way they claim they’re being treated now.
Negro: I’m taking it back
That’s right. I’m taking it back. From now on, I’m not going to call them “people of color” or “blacks” or “African-Americans” or “Nubians” or whatever the fuck else they want to be called. I’m going to call them “Negroes.”
It’s a perfectly good word. Well, it was good enough for Martin Luther King, Jr., who liked the white girls too—high five bro. Psych! Ooooh got you. Anyway, it’s not as dated as “colored,” and it doesn’t piss people off like “nigger,” which I save for special occasions (street fights, drug deals gone bad, Bar Mitzvahs, receiving awards and commendations). So “Negro” it is.
I’m even going to capitalize it.
The great Obsidian debate (part 9,000,000)
I am pleased to present a complete, unabridged, unedited account of my recent debate with typical, garden-variety Negro internet personality Obsidian on the subject of human biodiversity (HBD):
OBSIDIAN (O): I am ready to discuss things with you in a calm and dispassionate manner. Your serve.
UNAMUSED (U): Excellent. Let me begin with this: I respectfully submit that the average black IQ is approximately one standard deviation lower than the average white IQ, a claim which is supported by the following data —
O: Fuck you! Fucking cracker! I hate all you fucking crackers! White-skin-havin’ motherfuckers!
U: I don’t follow you, Mr. Obsidian.
O: Rise up, my black brothers, and kill the crackers wherever you find them! BLACK POWER!
U: Well now, good sir, I take exception to the tone of this —
O: Oh, oh, “I take exception to the tone of this —” NIGGA PLEASE. I will RAPE YOUR GRANDMOTHER UNTIL SHE HAS SUPER-AIDS.
U: Please, Obsidian, let’s keep our respective grandmothers out of —
O: I KILL YOU NIGGA.
U: If the quality of your, er, argumentation does not improve, I’m afraid I’m going to close this debate.
O: BLAAARRGHGHALLARGHGHHG! HALF-JEW CENSOR A NIGGA! WHITE TERRORISTS AND IRISH PEOPLE, THEY BE KILLIN’ NIGGAS WITH STATE SUPPORT! OBAMA SUPPORTS AFFIRMATIVE ACTION! CLARENCE THOMAS! YOU FUNDED BY THE KKK! THE GLOVE DIDN’T FIT! LOLOL “FAIRNESS” AND “MERIT” LOLOLOLOLOLOLZ! WHITE WOMEN IS SEXUALLY IRRESPONSIBLE SO WHY AIN’T THEM BITCHES SEXUALLY IRRESPONSIBLE WITH ME! ALL SCHOOL SHOOTERS ARE WHITE EXCEPT ONE ASIAN AND ALSO THE ONES WHO ARE BLACK BUT THAT’S JUST RETRIBUTION FOR SLAVERY! PURCHASING STOLEN GOODS IS A CRIME BITCH THAT’S WHY MY MOMMA’S BOYFRIEND IS IN JAIL! BLACK PEOPLE CREATED ALL ART AND BEETHOVEN WAS A BROTHER! I MEAN BROTHA! SEE WHEN I TALK LIKE THAT IT MEANS I’M FROM THE STREET! I HAVE ALL THE BEST COMEBACKS! ANAL RAPE! SUCK MY BLACK COCK YOU WHITE DEVIL! I AM BLACK YODA! RAAAAAAAAAAH!
Obsidian went on to write out, in full, an apparently improvised and exceptionally graphic novella entitled “Me and President Obama kill some crackas [sic] and suck each other’s dicks,” in which — no, I’m going to leave it to your imagination. At this point, I deemed the debate unproductive, and closed it. To view Obsidian’s twelve thousand subsequent replies, please visit his website.
Here is a quiz
Here it is. I am a Sigma.